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| − | Mr Mercer replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department, and during [[Mrs Matthews]]' absence, he became the Acting Head of Music.
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| − | Mr Mercer is well known for having a sense of humour. He is a nice teacher and a very 'happy chappy', in his own words.
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| − | == Musical Capabilities ==
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| − | Mr Mercer plays the piano and clarinet as his primary instruments, however he has amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. Mr Mercer is much easier to weasel away from than most other music teachers on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance, and also can be known to do a rather nice dance.
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| − | ==Embarrassing Moments==
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| − | * Mr Mercer showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | *"DONT STOP BELIVIN'! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELLLINNGGG!!!"
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| − | *Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
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| − | *Mercer: "I am from Rochdale born and bred."
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| − | :Student: "Erm, I think the term is inbred sir."
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| − | *"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]])
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| − | *"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
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| − | *"At some point, we will have to have the awkward conversation about castration"
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| − | *Student: "Sir can you do a cart wheel?"
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| − | :Mercer: "Why?"
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| − | :Student: "Because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man."
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| − | :Mercer: "Ok" (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
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| − | *"No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel."
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| − | *''We get on like a... <br>
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| − | :((class stay silent))<br>
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| − | :"HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
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| − | *"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)''
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| − | *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
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| − | *"You are ACE class!"
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| − | *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
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| − | *''(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)''
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| − | :Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
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| − | :(Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)
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| − | :Student: [Seriously]: "Lots"
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| − | :[Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
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| − | ''(Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)''
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| − | *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
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| − | :Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
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| − | ''(Next day, in a Music Lesson)''
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| − | :Nicola: Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?
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| − | ::Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
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| − | ==Trivia==
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| − | *Mr seems to only like his old form, [[09G]], who he just natters about on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing.
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| − | *He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking.
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| − | *A few forms have been successful in persuading him to do a cartwheel during his lessons, he is never successful and the result is hilarious.
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| − | *Mr Mercer can snap his fingers insanely loud, bringing any of his classes to immediate attention.
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| − | [[Category:Teachers|Mercer, Mr]]
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