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| − | you | + | Replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department.and is now the head of the department in Mrs Matthews absence. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than [[Miss Roberts]] on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out... |
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| + | He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking, and his quite frankly amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. | ||
| + | He seems to only like his old form, Now 8G, Who he just natters on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing. darn. | ||
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| + | =Quotes= | ||
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| + | *Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist" | ||
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| + | *Mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred. | ||
| + | :Student:erm i think the term is inbred sir. | ||
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| + | *"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]]) | ||
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| + | *"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!" | ||
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| + | * Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel? | ||
| + | * Mercer: Why? | ||
| + | * Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man. | ||
| + | * Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit) | ||
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| + | *''No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel. | ||
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| + | *''Mercer:''We get on like a... <br> | ||
| + | ((class stay silent))<br> | ||
| + | ''Mercer:''HOUSE ON FIRE!! | ||
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| + | *"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)'' | ||
| + | *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class | ||
| + | *"You are ACE class!" | ||
| + | *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student | ||
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| + | *(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson) | ||
| + | Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?" | ||
| + | (Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.) | ||
| + | Student [Seriously]: "Lots" | ||
| + | [Class laughs along with Mr Mercer] | ||
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| + | (Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:) | ||
| + | *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms? | ||
| + | **Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know? | ||
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| + | Next day, in a Music Lesson | ||
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| + | Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet? | ||
| + | Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class? | ||
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| + | [[Category:teachers|Mercer, Mr]] | ||
Revision as of 19:57, 6 February 2010
Replaced Miss Fraiser as Second in Command in the Music Department.and is now the head of the department in Mrs Matthews absence. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than Miss Roberts on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking, and his quite frankly amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument. He seems to only like his old form, Now 8G, Who he just natters on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing. darn.
Quotes
- Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
- Mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred.
- Student:erm i think the term is inbred sir.
- "Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in General Studies)
- "I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
- Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel?
- Mercer: Why?
- Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man.
- Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
- No Tom, I would not like to see your weasel.
- Mercer:We get on like a...
((class stay silent))
Mercer:HOUSE ON FIRE!!
- "I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" (a futile attempt to appeal to his Lower VIth class.)
- "I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
- "You are ACE class!"
- "Its registration, girls.." Said to three 7N girls whilst running form the music departmenet to 7R to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
- (Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)
Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?" (Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.) Student [Seriously]: "Lots" [Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
(Chaz and Nicola from 8R go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)
- Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
- Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
Next day, in a Music Lesson
Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet? Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
