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| − | Mr Haycocks had a wide and varied history at BRGS, from [[English]] teacher to Head of IT, from Head of English to Webmaster. In his current incarnation, he has filled [[Doc Rob]]'s King-Sized boots when the grandmaster himself retired at the end of 2007. A king amongst [[Teachers]] making [[English]] tolerable again. He left at the end of the 2009 - 2010 term.
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| − | Despite many years of cultivating a darkened 'do, it is known to some of the more wily BRGS students that Don Haycogrio has a not-so-dark secret: he's ever so slightly redheaded. This is only slightly obvious by his dyed, jet black hair and outrageously ginger sideburns.
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| − | *"Adam where is your brain? Still in Robert's crotch?"
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| − | *To woman in [[The Jolly Sailor]]: ''Don't be a stranger.''
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| − | *To [[Heskey]] in [[English Language]] lesson: ''James, may I just say that you are looking '''sexual''' today.''
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| − | *While handing a student a funsize Cadbury Fudge: ''Here you go Lewis, go and pack yourself full of fudge''
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| − | *''Maybe Romeo was thinking with his little head rather than his big head, but don't put that in your coursework''
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| − | *Said with ruler down his pants to illustrate opening scene of Romeo and Juliet, ''Me they shall feel while I am able to stand'', flipping the bendy ruler which was down his pants open... He then spotted a flexi-ruler and exclaimed, ''This would have been better!''.
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| − | *Appearing behind [[James Hesketh|Heskey]] & [[Wesley Pauline|Wez]]: ''Ah my two favourite students, it's like sex on four legs!''
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| − | *''There are lots of ways to seriously disturb a child'' (Talking about playing peek-a-boo)
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| − | *''For the last five minutes we'll do solvent sniffing''
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| − | *''Friday night I dress up in a nappy and a dummy and go down to a fetish club and have a whale of a time''(When someone commented on how much he seemed to enjoy making the baby noises)
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| − | *''Would you go and rub off the penis please [[Heskey]]?'' (Referring to a penis drawn on the door-window between Room 74 and 83.)
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| − | Mr Haycocks: "I have 34 frogs in my pond"
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| − | [[Alex Hargreaves|Al]]: "You sat and counted them?"
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| − | Mr Haycocks: "Yeah!"
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| − | *''My favourite musical as a child was The Sound of Music... I really should have been gay.''
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| − | *''Did you know that a certain scientist believed all adopted males would find it kinky to get it on with their biological mothers? ...I'm adopted.''
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| − | *In an American accent: ''Afta: I've 'ad ma brother, Ah'll 'av sex wi' the chickens!''
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| − | *''Oh Jade, I could just thrust my tongue down your throat - but that'd be very inappropriate!''
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| − | *''[[Gareth_Ashworth|Gazza]] - Tell us about your kok!'' (Discussing the phonology of children's words. ''kok'' being the phonological spelling of the word the child was attempting to say)]]
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| − | *''Up against the wall please [[Heskey]].'' (Taking pictures for the 'Little Shop of Horrors' programme)
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| − | *[computer in classroom isn't working]
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| − | Al: Treat it like a lady sir!
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| − | Mr Haycocks in odd purring voice: Oooooo, come on (stroking the monitor lovingly)
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| − | *Student: All this talk of cream is making me feel hot.
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| − | Mr Haycocks: Save it for later
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| − | Student: You mean for you, don't you sir?
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| − | Mr Haycocks smiles and nods enthusiastically.
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