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General Behaviour

Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.

Mr "I like Orienteering" Gray is a Technology teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...

Quotes

"Um, Um, well done for um, Orienteering um, young lad"

[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]

Mr Gray: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."
Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!"

Also whilst demonstrating the correct procedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.

To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:

• [Mr gray] Elliot

• [Elliot] Sir

• [Mr gray] Elliot?

• [Elliot] Yes sir!

• [Mr gray] Is there no Elliot here?

• [Elliot] YES SIR!!!!

• [Mr gray] Oh

• Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) "MICHAEL"

• Michael: "It wasn't me" (Points to Emma Wilson)

• Mr Gray: "EMMA!"

• Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!

• Mr Gray: What are you all doing over there? Blowing each other? I know it's nice to blow each other but please don't in my lesson! (pupils spread out and giggle).

Mr Gray: That's better, now you're not blowing each other you can pay attention to what I was saying. (no one pays attention as they are in a fit of laughter!!)

Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.