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General Behaviour

Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.

It was written, before they were painted pretty, in the girls toilets that "Mr Gray is a sexy hobbit"

Mr "I like Orienteering" Gray is a Technology teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...

Was once describes as a cross between a dwarf and a troll.

Quotes

(Scottish Accent) "Where are the tent poles!? This is NOT on!"

[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]

Mr Gray[scottish accent]: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.." Whole class: "Sir.. thats the washing machine!"

Also whislt demonstrating the correct proceedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.

To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:

• [Mr gray] Elliot

• [Elliot] Sir

• [Mr gray] Elliot?

• [Elliot] Yes sir!

• [Mr gray] Is there no Elliot here?

• [Elliot] YES SIR!!!!

• [Mr gray] Oh

• Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) MICHAEL

• Michael: It wasn't me (Points to Emma Wilson)

• Mr Gray: EMMA!!!!!!!!

• Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!

(assembly)

• Mr Morris: I'd like to invite Mr Gray to the stage to talk about Orienteering

• Mr Gray: Now two people came first in the orienteering weekend...... SOPHIE HORROCKS AND SIMON ALLEN

Gray: Who else needs a pen?You can have one later. Now, who wants a pen?

Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.

Mr Gray's laptop is alleged to have porn on, and has been spotted by several students while he made the idiotic mistake of leaving it on once, to which he apparently exclaimed Oh my laptop must be broken! and abruptly slammed the lid down.