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*Before she was employed full time she did some tempory work with a year 11 class circa 2004/5. She had the class for 8 weeks during which time they learnt <u>absolutely nothing</u>. It was then up to the Bowdenator to save the day on her return with two intense hours of Chesmistry so her set could learn the entire topic again. After the Summer (and GCSE exams) those of the set who stayed on for 6th form were horrified to learn that she had been employed as a full time science teacher. | *Before she was employed full time she did some tempory work with a year 11 class circa 2004/5. She had the class for 8 weeks during which time they learnt <u>absolutely nothing</u>. It was then up to the Bowdenator to save the day on her return with two intense hours of Chesmistry so her set could learn the entire topic again. After the Summer (and GCSE exams) those of the set who stayed on for 6th form were horrified to learn that she had been employed as a full time science teacher. | ||
* She often gets things wrong and whenever a student corrects her tells them "I was just testing you!" or blames the day of the week and time of day on it. Even if it's Wednesday afternoon and she's had frees all morning. | * She often gets things wrong and whenever a student corrects her tells them "I was just testing you!" or blames the day of the week and time of day on it. Even if it's Wednesday afternoon and she's had frees all morning. | ||
| + | She claims to vegertarian, and told a year 7 science class she didnt like working with animals but really really enjoyed hacking her way through a chicken leg! | ||
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==Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...== | ==Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...== | ||
Miss Hartley is first aider at [[Year 9 Camp]]. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than [[Mrs Gregson]], who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler. | Miss Hartley is first aider at [[Year 9 Camp]]. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than [[Mrs Gregson]], who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler. | ||
Revision as of 12:39, 21 January 2007
About
- Miss Hartley is a very charitable teacher. For 45 minutes of work, she may allot a 1 minute and 23 second break for all your hard work.
- Annoyingly to some people says 'bwut' instead of 'but'.
- Tends to treat any class below Sixth Form like primary school children, e.g. drawing a goggles symbol on the board, rewarding good behaviour with use of the whiteboards
- She is actually married.
- Before she was employed full time she did some tempory work with a year 11 class circa 2004/5. She had the class for 8 weeks during which time they learnt absolutely nothing. It was then up to the Bowdenator to save the day on her return with two intense hours of Chesmistry so her set could learn the entire topic again. After the Summer (and GCSE exams) those of the set who stayed on for 6th form were horrified to learn that she had been employed as a full time science teacher.
- She often gets things wrong and whenever a student corrects her tells them "I was just testing you!" or blames the day of the week and time of day on it. Even if it's Wednesday afternoon and she's had frees all morning.
She claims to vegertarian, and told a year 7 science class she didnt like working with animals but really really enjoyed hacking her way through a chicken leg!
Aid me, aid me, aid me, aid me please: there's a girl on my campsite who's been stung by bees...
Miss Hartley is first aider at Year 9 Camp. She keeps an iron fist upon the medecine cabinet, but probably does a better job than Mrs Gregson, who, as a first aider, reportedly fainted at the sight of a finger cut on a potato peeler.
Quotes
- 'I'm waiting!'
- Also to the same form: 'I am waiting 8S! Wait a minute... I forgot my watch today but I am still looking at my imaginary one on my wrist!'
- When I go home at the end of the day, back to my periodic table-shaped house..."
- 'Board looking at this one please.'
- 'If you're good you'll get to use the whiteboards!'
- 'OK then class, let's have a game of verbal football!'
- Miss H :'X-Rays help people to see inside of you, for instance: if I was a doctor, I would love to see inside of you all to see what is there!'
Student : 'Everyone cover up, she's trying to look at your underwear!'
- My dream job would be to become a tomato farmer
- whats the answer claarrssssss?!
"If you want to talk Joe put your hand up." He does so. "Now I can ignore you until the end of the lesson."
"im putting time at break on the board!"
"okay, you've deserved a 2 minuites and 34second break, use your time wisely"
"Sit down, look this way and listen, three instructions there!"
