Difference between revisions of "Michael Blight"
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In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for [[Mrs Mansfield]] to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, [[Colm Kennedy]] was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details. | In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for [[Mrs Mansfield]] to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, [[Colm Kennedy]] was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details. | ||
| − | This was shortly followed by, after being given much stick, a truely terrifying incident in the changing rooms. He was to be heard shouting, "At least i've got pubes!" and pulled his pants down, much to the horror of [[Luke Byrne]], [[Michael Brown]] and [[Thomas Grant]]. | + | This was shortly followed by, after being given much stick, a truely terrifying incident in the changing rooms. He was to be heard shouting, "At least i've got pubes!" and pulled his pants down, much to the horror of innocent by-standers [[Luke Byrne]], [[Michael Brown]] and [[Thomas Grant]]. |
Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried [[Miss Bowden]] who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael. | Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried [[Miss Bowden]] who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael. | ||
Revision as of 20:07, 15 January 2007
The chav in 10R who is notorious for wearing Fila trainers (which he pronounces 'filler'), which are commonly referred to by Gordon Ramsell as 'boats'.
"Incidents"
In year 9 05/06 Michael was waiting patiently on the astroturf for Mrs Mansfield to finish registering the class and continue with his PE lesson (the lesson had been rudely interrupted by fire practice), but unknown to Michael, Colm Kennedy was sneaking up behind him ready to pull his shorts down. As Colm grabbed Michael's shorts, he also unknowingly grabbed his boxers, and he then pulled, and if you ask anyone between surnames 'A' and 'D' in the 10R register what they saw they could tell you in all of the gory details.
This was shortly followed by, after being given much stick, a truely terrifying incident in the changing rooms. He was to be heard shouting, "At least i've got pubes!" and pulled his pants down, much to the horror of innocent by-standers Luke Byrne, Michael Brown and Thomas Grant.
Whilst leaning over the balcony railings after school he was confronted by a worried Miss Bowden who grabbed him and pulled him away from the railings. "Don't be so stupid" she said, "If you fall over you'll break the piano". This pretty much sums up Michael.
Nicknames
Diddy Wang
Action Man
DJ Banners
Mr Queer
