Difference between revisions of "Matthew Roles"
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He likes the music from www.chickenonaraft.com (how long can you last?). He hates music by Rihanna and Taylor Swift, and is also not a fan of the song 'If I Die Young' even though he has made many references in the past to killing himself. | He likes the music from www.chickenonaraft.com (how long can you last?). He hates music by Rihanna and Taylor Swift, and is also not a fan of the song 'If I Die Young' even though he has made many references in the past to killing himself. | ||
| − | He basically hates any song which isn't Oasis. Or Gorillaz. Or Selena Gomez and the Scene - he has been caught many times singing along to 'Naturally' when alone in the form room, or in the corner of any room really. | + | He basically hates any song which isn't Oasis. Or Gorillaz. Or Selena Gomez and the Scene - he has been caught many times singing along to 'Naturally' when alone in the form room, or is. in the corner of any room really. |
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== Friends == | == Friends == | ||
| − | He is good friends with | + | He is good friends with most of the people in his class except [[Helen Clements]], for reasons that most people in 09G know about. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
*Oh dear | *Oh dear | ||
*How bad... | *How bad... | ||
| + | *LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL | ||
===Cricket Sledges=== | ===Cricket Sledges=== | ||
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*Big swing no ping | *Big swing no ping | ||
*More misses than Henry the Eighth | *More misses than Henry the Eighth | ||
| + | *Seatbelts lads, this guy cant drive | ||
Also, Matty generally makes dispersing remarks about any cricket player he plays against. | Also, Matty generally makes dispersing remarks about any cricket player he plays against. | ||
Revision as of 15:44, 6 July 2011
Age: 13
Form: 09G
Name (just in case you forgot): Matthew Roles
Nicknames: Spartanmatty (Xbox Live Gamertag), Spartanfatty (Cruel play on words on said gamertag, but Matthew's fine with it)
It is debated with Matty that his last name is Rolez, not Roles. He claims it to be Roles, but his illegible handwriting makes it seem like Rolez.
Contents
Extra-Cirricular
He often goes to homework club after school - never to do homework though. He always plays on games, mainly on physicsgames.
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Favourite Jokes
He can't resist laughing at the words cabbage and american (pronounced a-merry-can, from question 4 of 'The Impossible Quiz 2'). He also finds the jokes on the atheist jokes website amusing. No-one knows why.
Hobbies
He plays cricket as a wicket keeper. Not a very good one too.
He also enjoys playing football with his friends at break.
He is addicted to Halo...
Telling jokes (sometimes about fellow classmate Natanyal Mannyng)
He likes the music from www.chickenonaraft.com (how long can you last?). He hates music by Rihanna and Taylor Swift, and is also not a fan of the song 'If I Die Young' even though he has made many references in the past to killing himself. He basically hates any song which isn't Oasis. Or Gorillaz. Or Selena Gomez and the Scene - he has been caught many times singing along to 'Naturally' when alone in the form room, or is. in the corner of any room really.
BRGSWiki is NOT responsible for the contents of external sites. Continue at your own risk.
Friends
He is good friends with most of the people in his class except Helen Clements, for reasons that most people in 09G know about.
Quotes
- Oh dear
- How bad...
- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cricket Sledges
Matthew also has a talent for cricket sledges - some of his best are listed below!
- More leaves than a tree
- More dots than a dot to dot
- Big swing no ping
- More misses than Henry the Eighth
- Seatbelts lads, this guy cant drive
Also, Matty generally makes dispersing remarks about any cricket player he plays against.
Xbox
It is a well known fact that Matthew is a keen gamer, but will actually vomit if Play-station is in anyway mentioned unless being slagged off. He often discusses Halo with his friends who sit with him, as it is his favourite game, he also likes the Gears of War trilogy. He often refers to majority owner (and creator) of Microsoft Bill Gates as uncle Bill despite the fact it is well documented that in fact the two are not related in any way.
Hair Do
Matthew is famous for having the best mullet in the school, it is a hotly debated subject and has come into some controversy recently regarding whether it is actually a mullet or not.
He needs to stop writing about himself.
He also hates people from France and Rochdale which makes no sense because his girl best friend is Olivia Bonsall
