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For some reason he likes to talk in a strong Russian accent in german lessons. Occasionally at break he will say something in a strong russian accent, like "Hello. Can you show me way to public toilet please, I want happy time." Also called leatherbuns, he loves doing impressions of Borat when he has never actually seen the film. He was once told of by a dinnerlady for looking suspicious, when he wasn't actually doing anything! Well he was, but if he wasn't then he wouldn't be Luke. Another time he was being told of by a dinnerlady (a regular occurence) and threw an empty bottle at her. She somehow dodged it, to the amazement of everyone around, and this has given rise to the legend of the Ninja Dinnerlady.

In the first English lesson of year 10 Luke's new teacher Mr Neve decided to try and get to know the class by asking them what their favourite book was and why. When it was Luke's turn, after a lot of hesitation and denial that he read anything, he said "Dracula" "Why?" said Mr. Neve "I don't know." "You must have some idea." "No" "Do you read a lot of horror stories?" "No" "There must be some reason why you picked up the book and started to read it." "It had a vampire on the cover" "Oh, so you like vampires?" "No"

This carried on for quite a long time before Mr. Neve gave up.

When sat next to Joe Donelly in English lessons the two of them form an unstoppable conbination of misbehaviour, comedy and stupidity. They were once sat together, and one of the tables broke by itself, "Honestly sir, it did!" One pair of legs had come away from the tabletop. When Luke was sent out of the lesson, (Joe had been sent out half an hour earlier) he asked if he could take the broken chair legs with him. He was shocked when Mr. Neve said yes. When he was brought back in however he was told to leave the legs outside.

One R.S. lesson (R.S. sets are the same as English sets in years 10 and 11), while sir was out Joe somehow managed to steal Aki (Thomas atkinson) 's shoe. Luke ran out of his seat and said "Go long". Joe threw it to him and Luke dropped it in the bin. This led to a fight between the two, when eventually Aki managed to force Luke's head into the bin. When he emerged he said "It smells in there." A few minutes later sir came back in, and Luke said "he's bullying me sir" In the same lesson the class was shocked to hear that Luke had never seen the disney film "Bambi".

In another R.S. lesson after a discussion about cohabitation, marriage and getting married to save on taxes Luke and Joe got engaged. Fortunately Luke said it was only for taxes, not sex. Hmmmm....

Famous sayings

"Jason Vorhees"

"Hockey mask"

"Mashetee"

"I want happy time"

"lol". He doesn't laugh or say laugh out loud, he just says "lol."

"Sir smokes weed!"

"T<insert word here>ZOR"

"O Tnowez"