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| − | For some reason he likes to talk in a strong Russian accent in german lessons. Occasionally at break he will say something in a strong russian accent, like "Hello. Can you show me way to public toilet please, I want happy time." Also called leatherbuns, he loves doing impressions of Borat when he has never actually seen the film. | + | For some reason he likes to talk in a strong Russian accent in german lessons. Occasionally at break he will say something in a strong russian accent, like "Hello. Can you show me way to public toilet please, I want happy time." Also called leatherbuns, he loves doing impressions of Borat when he has never actually seen the film. He was once told of by a dinnerlady for looking suspicious, when he wasn't actually doing anything! Well he was, but if he wasn't then he wouldn't be Luke. Another time he was being told of by a dinnerlady (a regular occurence) and threw a piece of fruit at her. She somehow dodged it, to the amazement of everyone around, and this has given rise to the legend of the ninja dinnerlady. |
When sat next to Joe Donelly in English lessons the two of them form an unstoppable conbination of misbehaviour, comedy and stupidity. They were once sat together, and one of the tables broke by itself, "Honestly sir, it did!" One pair of legs had come away from the tabletop. When Luke was sent out of the lesson, (Joe had been sent out half an hour earlier) he asked if he could take the broken chair legs with him. He was shocked when Mr. Neve said yes. When he was brought back in however he was told to leave the legs outside. | When sat next to Joe Donelly in English lessons the two of them form an unstoppable conbination of misbehaviour, comedy and stupidity. They were once sat together, and one of the tables broke by itself, "Honestly sir, it did!" One pair of legs had come away from the tabletop. When Luke was sent out of the lesson, (Joe had been sent out half an hour earlier) he asked if he could take the broken chair legs with him. He was shocked when Mr. Neve said yes. When he was brought back in however he was told to leave the legs outside. | ||
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| + | One R.S. lesson (R.S. sets are the same as English stes in years 10 and 11), while sir was out Joe somehow managed to steal Aki (Thomas atkinson) 's shoe. Luke ran out of his seat and said "Go long". Joe threw it to him and Luke dropped it in the bin. This led to a fight between the two, when eventually Aki managed to force Luke's head into the bin. When he emerged he said "It smells in there." A few minutes later sir came back in, and Luke said "he's bullying me sir" In the same lesson the class was shocked to hear that Luke had never seen the disney film "Bambi". | ||
==Famous sayings== | ==Famous sayings== | ||
Revision as of 16:49, 28 November 2006
For some reason he likes to talk in a strong Russian accent in german lessons. Occasionally at break he will say something in a strong russian accent, like "Hello. Can you show me way to public toilet please, I want happy time." Also called leatherbuns, he loves doing impressions of Borat when he has never actually seen the film. He was once told of by a dinnerlady for looking suspicious, when he wasn't actually doing anything! Well he was, but if he wasn't then he wouldn't be Luke. Another time he was being told of by a dinnerlady (a regular occurence) and threw a piece of fruit at her. She somehow dodged it, to the amazement of everyone around, and this has given rise to the legend of the ninja dinnerlady.
When sat next to Joe Donelly in English lessons the two of them form an unstoppable conbination of misbehaviour, comedy and stupidity. They were once sat together, and one of the tables broke by itself, "Honestly sir, it did!" One pair of legs had come away from the tabletop. When Luke was sent out of the lesson, (Joe had been sent out half an hour earlier) he asked if he could take the broken chair legs with him. He was shocked when Mr. Neve said yes. When he was brought back in however he was told to leave the legs outside.
One R.S. lesson (R.S. sets are the same as English stes in years 10 and 11), while sir was out Joe somehow managed to steal Aki (Thomas atkinson) 's shoe. Luke ran out of his seat and said "Go long". Joe threw it to him and Luke dropped it in the bin. This led to a fight between the two, when eventually Aki managed to force Luke's head into the bin. When he emerged he said "It smells in there." A few minutes later sir came back in, and Luke said "he's bullying me sir" In the same lesson the class was shocked to hear that Luke had never seen the disney film "Bambi".
Famous sayings
"Jason Vorhees"
"Hockey mask"
"Mashetee"
"I want happy time"
"lol". He doesn't laugh or say laugh out loud, he just says "lol."
"Sir's on weed!"
"T<insert word here>ZOR"
