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Quotes

"e.g Nissan"

"Foreign TNC's; Well they would have to be foreign..."

"etc etc"

"Line up and get a hot DOG" (with stress on the "dog")

"The photocopier's gone wrong again" (her excuse for printing 48,000 blatantly wrong worksheets)

"Eeahh" (This sounds a bit like 'yeah', and is said at the end of a sentance to epmhasise a point, usually accompanied by a big grin).

"I'd do an e.g. there if I were you"

"When I was in Nigeria/Leicester..."

"Its perverse... it's weird" (referring to 9G boys cross dressing at Year 9 Camp)

Also known as...

• The Helminator (best said in an Austrian Accent)

• Sexy Helm

• Helmi-babes

• Helmo

• Tickle me, Helmo