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James Ellis is in the form 09n at BRGS. He plays the electric guitar and thinks any instrument that can't be used in rock music or heavy metal isn't worth bothering with.

history

James claims that he went into primary school A YEAR early (though he may be lying)

The frankie boyle incident

james claims someone started this for a joke until annoying year 11's interviened. fortunately (for him) they have left.

nicknames

He refuses to be called anything but his real name. Will get very annoyed if anyone does.

quotes

random person: james, you are a bitch

James: since I am neither female nor a canine I am not, (under his breath) but you are.

Conversations with Joseph Collins

• James: good morning Joe
• Joe: hey james....
• James:............
• Joe:...........
• James: So, ur. you wanna go...
• Joe: if it involves a car, plane or a ****ing sheep. no i do not

• James: Joe you got your cards?
• Joe: No
• James: so you wanna play stone yourself?
• Joe: The others aren't here yet, so no
• James: so what do we do?
• Joe: we wait
• James:................................
• Joe:.................................
• James:....... well this sucks

• James: Joe?
• Joe: NOT NOW JAMES JOE'S BUSY. can't you see I'm busy trying to overtake organisation 13? All i gotta work out is how step 1 makes it to step 2..............
• James: Hey Joe you have a younger brother don't you?
• Joe: wow James, were the random bounds of emo and constant flashbacks too subtle?
• James: i wish i had a younger brother....
• Joe: be careful what you wish for James....
• James: oki dokie Joe,i'm gonna go watch re-runs of the simpsons, have fun guzzling bleach!
• Joe: indeed i shall, GET THE **** AWAY FROM MY SIDE OF THE CLASSROOM!
• James: oki dokie Joe

• james: joe..
• Joe: does it involve a car, plane or a ****ing sheep?
• james: No, it only involves a powerboat. you see.....
• Joe: Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!

Friends (all in 09N)

Joseph Collins

Ross Entwistle (bezzie)

Alex Mason

San Davey

Uzair Khan

Joe Mills