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* "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred"" | * "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred"" | ||
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| + | Student: Why do you call them Bob sir? | ||
| + | Dr Ellis: (like it is the most obvious thing in the world) Because that's what they call each other. (opens mouth like fish) Bob Bob Bob. | ||
* "How do you tell if a fish is female?" | * "How do you tell if a fish is female?" | ||
Revision as of 22:30, 18 September 2006
Dr Ellis appeared in a L6 Christmas Quiz in the "Teacher Baby Photos" round. Incidentally, his team won the quiz, and he was presented his certificate in a Year 7 Year assembly, so he could be applauded by his form. Stage fright kicked in, somewhat.
More commonly known as Trellis.
Quotes
- "Nobody's listening to me..."
- "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" (worth pointing out that this isn't true, as Rigor Mortis fades after 72 hours)
- When asked if he wanted to be buried, cremated, pickled or fried when dead "I want to be cut up an fed to the pigs. It's more environmentally friendly".
- In one of his end of topic revision tests, "Charles Darwin was Born with a Beard".
- In same test..."True or false. DNA DOES stand for Deoxyidonotlooklikejohnosheaneuclaic acid"
Fishy Ones
- "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""
Student: Why do you call them Bob sir? Dr Ellis: (like it is the most obvious thing in the world) Because that's what they call each other. (opens mouth like fish) Bob Bob Bob.
- "How do you tell if a fish is female?"
- "How do you tell if a fish is pregnant?"
- "Do you think I need more fish?"
