Difference between revisions of "Mrs Sharp"
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(in 8S Maths) | (in 8S Maths) | ||
*"You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..." | *"You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..." | ||
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(in yr 9 IT) | (in yr 9 IT) | ||
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*Chris: "I'm over here miss" (from a completely different side of the room) | *Chris: "I'm over here miss" (from a completely different side of the room) | ||
*Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry" | *Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry" | ||
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(legendary form time) | (legendary form time) | ||
*Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!" | *Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!" | ||
*Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?" | *Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?" | ||
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*Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?" | *Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?" | ||
*Molly: "It's a bra miss, ladies wear them." | *Molly: "It's a bra miss, ladies wear them." | ||
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*Sharp [to [[Andrew Davies]]] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name! - Number 1 (Top 10 Quote) | *Sharp [to [[Andrew Davies]]] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name! - Number 1 (Top 10 Quote) | ||
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*Sharp: "Will this work?" | *Sharp: "Will this work?" | ||
*Jonathan: "No Miss, you'll need to.." | *Jonathan: "No Miss, you'll need to.." | ||
*Sharp: "I'll try it.... OH! It doesn't work" | *Sharp: "I'll try it.... OH! It doesn't work" | ||
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*"Look, I've taken advanced cabling courses, we need crossover..." | *"Look, I've taken advanced cabling courses, we need crossover..." | ||
| − | + | [several minutes of trying to make a crossover cable work when really, she needed a parallel cable] | |
*"...the server must be down" | *"...the server must be down" | ||
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*Karl: "My project is about a chicken farm." | *Karl: "My project is about a chicken farm." | ||
*Sharp: "I was a chicken in a school play once....." *acts like a chicken, clucks and mimics laying an egg* | *Sharp: "I was a chicken in a school play once....." *acts like a chicken, clucks and mimics laying an egg* | ||
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*Dave Tatt walks into the room,<br> | *Dave Tatt walks into the room,<br> | ||
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*Dave: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't do I.T. and my name's not Chris"<br> | *Dave: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't do I.T. and my name's not Chris"<br> | ||
*Sharp: "I'm not listening to your excuses Chris!"<br> | *Sharp: "I'm not listening to your excuses Chris!"<br> | ||
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*Sharp: "I'm definately going to do karaoke!!.... IIIISS THIS BURNING, OUR ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME" | *Sharp: "I'm definately going to do karaoke!!.... IIIISS THIS BURNING, OUR ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME" | ||
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(Upon teaching the class of 9S how to use Audacity, Mrs Sharp delivered a rap down the microphone to a pre-recorded drum beat) | (Upon teaching the class of 9S how to use Audacity, Mrs Sharp delivered a rap down the microphone to a pre-recorded drum beat) | ||
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BIDDY BUM BIDDY BUM!" | BIDDY BUM BIDDY BUM!" | ||
**This rap now seems legendary amongst the 9S of 2004-5 | **This rap now seems legendary amongst the 9S of 2004-5 | ||
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*"Let's play with our variables!" | *"Let's play with our variables!" | ||
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(also to 9S of 04/05) | (also to 9S of 04/05) | ||
Revision as of 18:23, 5 October 2006
Biography
Mrs Sharp is an A-Level Computing teacher, who occasionally participates in lower school maths lessons. For you guys who don't know Mrs Sharp, you'll find her down Waterfoot with her school CHUM Mrs Read romantically dining at lunch, frequently visiting Cordey's. She is best identified by her apparent lack of problem solving ability. When faced with a problem she will fall back into one of four pre-installed modes.
1) Consulting VisualBasic for dummies.
2) Deleting several lines of code and then saying "I'm just going to walk over..........." leaving before she finishes the sentence
3) Asking the most able member of the class she is teaching for help.
4) Saying "I'll let you have a little play with that."
Quotes
(in 8S Maths)
- "You can stop staring into each other's eyes now..."
(in yr 9 IT)
- Sharp: "I'm watching you very closely Chris!" (pointing at Richard)
- Chris: "I'm over here miss" (from a completely different side of the room)
- Sharp: "Oh.. right.. sorry"
(legendary form time)
- Wez: "I had sex with a sea turtle!"
- Sharp: "Oh really, and where did this happen?"
- Sharp: "WHAT'S THAT!?"
- Molly: "It's a bra miss, ladies wear them."
- Sharp [to Andrew Davies] : Oh! I expected you to have a more oriental name! - Number 1 (Top 10 Quote)
- Sharp: "Will this work?"
- Jonathan: "No Miss, you'll need to.."
- Sharp: "I'll try it.... OH! It doesn't work"
- "Look, I've taken advanced cabling courses, we need crossover..."
[several minutes of trying to make a crossover cable work when really, she needed a parallel cable]
- "...the server must be down"
- Karl: "My project is about a chicken farm."
- Sharp: "I was a chicken in a school play once....." *acts like a chicken, clucks and mimics laying an egg*
- Dave Tatt walks into the room,
- Sharp: [pointing at Dave] You missed your I.T. lesson at Fearns today Chris so I'm putting you on referral"
- Dave: "What the hell are you talking about? I don't do I.T. and my name's not Chris"
- Sharp: "I'm not listening to your excuses Chris!"
- Sharp: "I'm definately going to do karaoke!!.... IIIISS THIS BURNING, OUR ETERNAL FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME"
(Upon teaching the class of 9S how to use Audacity, Mrs Sharp delivered a rap down the microphone to a pre-recorded drum beat)
- "I'm in year nine and I'm doing real fine, Got my GCSE, and it's going reeeeeaaal sweet. I like IT and doing... good things......
BIDDY BUM BIDDY BUM!"
- This rap now seems legendary amongst the 9S of 2004-5
- "Let's play with our variables!"
(also to 9S of 04/05)
- Sharp: "JONTY is that a rubber in your pocket??"
- Student "...or are you just pleased to see me?"
