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He is said to bear an uncanny resemblence to ''Noel Gallager from Oasis'' and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. [[Kirsty Wright]] (ex-pupil) was one such follower and was so smitten she regularly hung out next to his office in the hope of seeing him!  
 
He is said to bear an uncanny resemblence to ''Noel Gallager from Oasis'' and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. [[Kirsty Wright]] (ex-pupil) was one such follower and was so smitten she regularly hung out next to his office in the hope of seeing him!  
  
This man is an absolute legend
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He also has a strange but rather entertaining fascination with waterparks. He claims to be the formost expert on waterparks in england, but he probably is, judging by the amount of time he wastes in lessons talking about them.
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Although he isn't all that bad, as many of his lessons are taken up by him ripping up the boy or girl he has previously picked out to be the one with the least amount of brain capacity for comebacks. This results in embarrassment for the unfortunate boy/girl, but hilarity for everyone else.
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Revision as of 15:20, 27 September 2006

Mr Jackson is prossibly the most genuine teacher at BRGS. If he doesn't like you he won't pretend he does yet those he does like are often subjected to cutting sarcasm and ripped in front of the entire set. However if he doesn't like the whole set, e.g. Business Studies and AS Economics then he produces large amounts of boring essays and textbook work. His sets get some of the best results in the school due to the fact he kicks out poeple he doesn't like or who are a bit thick.

As he seems to take as much time off work as is possible, many lessons turn into frees and others degenerate into farce as the cover teacher regularly has no work to set or work set has already been completed previously.

He is said to bear an uncanny resemblence to Noel Gallager from Oasis and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. Kirsty Wright (ex-pupil) was one such follower and was so smitten she regularly hung out next to his office in the hope of seeing him!

He also has a strange but rather entertaining fascination with waterparks. He claims to be the formost expert on waterparks in england, but he probably is, judging by the amount of time he wastes in lessons talking about them.

Although he isn't all that bad, as many of his lessons are taken up by him ripping up the boy or girl he has previously picked out to be the one with the least amount of brain capacity for comebacks. This results in embarrassment for the unfortunate boy/girl, but hilarity for everyone else.