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'''Mr Jackson''' is prossibly the most genuine teacher at [[BRGS]]. If he doesn't like you he won't pretend he does yet those he does like are often subjected to cutting sarcasm and ripped in front of the entire set. However if he doesn't like the whole set, e.g. [[Business Studies]] and AS [[Economics]] then he produces large amounts of boring essays and textbook work. His sets get some of the best results in the school due to the fact he kicks out poeple he doesn't like or who are a bit thick. | '''Mr Jackson''' is prossibly the most genuine teacher at [[BRGS]]. If he doesn't like you he won't pretend he does yet those he does like are often subjected to cutting sarcasm and ripped in front of the entire set. However if he doesn't like the whole set, e.g. [[Business Studies]] and AS [[Economics]] then he produces large amounts of boring essays and textbook work. His sets get some of the best results in the school due to the fact he kicks out poeple he doesn't like or who are a bit thick. | ||
| − | He is also known for: | + | He is also known for: <br> |
| − | Humiliation bingo-Basically making you stand on a chair with a box on your head while taking the piss out of u. | + | Humiliation bingo-Basically making you stand on a chair with a box on your head while taking the piss out of u.<br> |
| − | Re-inacting stoning....beware, this can result in death, although we think he has learnt his lesson. | + | Re-inacting stoning....beware, this can result in death, although we think he has learnt his lesson. <br> |
| − | His belief that all students are "gits", and will end up druggie's if we aren't already! | + | His belief that all students are "gits", and will end up druggie's if we aren't already! <br> |
| + | Making you watch the same video over and over again! <br> | ||
As he seems to take as much time off work as is possible, many lessons turn into [[frees]] and others degenerate into farce as the cover teacher regularly has no work to set or work set has already been completed previously. | As he seems to take as much time off work as is possible, many lessons turn into [[frees]] and others degenerate into farce as the cover teacher regularly has no work to set or work set has already been completed previously. | ||
Revision as of 16:39, 25 September 2006
Mr Jackson is prossibly the most genuine teacher at BRGS. If he doesn't like you he won't pretend he does yet those he does like are often subjected to cutting sarcasm and ripped in front of the entire set. However if he doesn't like the whole set, e.g. Business Studies and AS Economics then he produces large amounts of boring essays and textbook work. His sets get some of the best results in the school due to the fact he kicks out poeple he doesn't like or who are a bit thick.
He is also known for:
Humiliation bingo-Basically making you stand on a chair with a box on your head while taking the piss out of u.
Re-inacting stoning....beware, this can result in death, although we think he has learnt his lesson.
His belief that all students are "gits", and will end up druggie's if we aren't already!
Making you watch the same video over and over again!
As he seems to take as much time off work as is possible, many lessons turn into frees and others degenerate into farce as the cover teacher regularly has no work to set or work set has already been completed previously.
He is said to bear an uncanny resemblence to Noel Gallager from Oasis and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. Kirsty Wright (ex-pupil) was one such follower and was so smitten she regularly hung out next to his office in the hope of seeing him!
After Kirsty left college she was born again and now living with Mr Jackson as a CAT(He calls Vicky) after seducing im in to taking her to one of his all famous water parks
This man is an absolute legend.
"Just drop a couple of lines"
