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| − | Replaced [[Miss Fraiser]] as Second in Command in the Music Department.and is now the head of the department in Mrs Matthews absence. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than [[Miss Roberts]] on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
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| − | He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking, and his quite frankly amazular-tastic skills on any keyboard-related instrument.
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| − | He seems to only like his old form, Now 8G, Who he just natters on to Annie McCloskey and Bronagh Whytt-Thorban, since they show off about their music playing and writing. darn.
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| − | *Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
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| − | *Mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred.
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| − | :Student:erm i think the term is inbred sir.
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| − | *"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]])
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| − | *"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
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| − | * Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel?
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| − | * Mercer: Why?
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| − | * Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man.
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| − | * Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
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| − | *''No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel.
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| − | *''Mercer:''We get on like a... <br>
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| − | ((class stay silent))<br>
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| − | ''Mercer:''HOUSE ON FIRE!!
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| − | *"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)''
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| − | *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
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| − | *"You are ACE class!"
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| − | *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
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| − | *(Telling off his form (2006-07) during a music lesson)
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| − | Mr Mercer: "Do you know how much negativity is in this room right now?"
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| − | (Class stay silent as a pupil puts his hand up.)
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| − | Student [Seriously]: "Lots"
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| − | [Class laughs along with Mr Mercer]
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| − | (Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)
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| − | *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
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| − | **Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
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| − | Next day, in a Music Lesson
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| − | Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet?
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| − | Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
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| − | [[Category:teachers|Mercer, Mr]]
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