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Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants. | Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants. | ||
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Mr "I like [[Orienteering]]" Gray is a [[Technology]] teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering... | Mr "I like [[Orienteering]]" Gray is a [[Technology]] teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering... | ||
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==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
− | '' | + | ''[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]'' |
+ | Mr Gray: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."<br> | ||
+ | Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!" | ||
+ | Also whilst demonstrating the correct procedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil. | ||
− | + | ''To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:'' | |
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− | To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson: | + | |
*[Mr gray] Elliot | *[Mr gray] Elliot | ||
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*[Mr gray] Oh | *[Mr gray] Oh | ||
+ | *Mr Gray: ''(Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend)'' "MICHAEL" | ||
+ | *Michael: "It wasn't me" ''(Points to Emma Wilson)'' | ||
− | *Mr Gray: | + | *Mr Gray: "EMMA!" |
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*Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!! | *Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!! | ||
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Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car. | Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car. | ||
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[[Category:Teachers|Gray, Mr]] | [[Category:Teachers|Gray, Mr]] |
Revision as of 16:33, 19 January 2007
General Behaviour
Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.
Mr "I like Orienteering" Gray is a Technology teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...
Quotes
[Whilst covering and trying to teach a Food Tech lesson]
Mr Gray: "Now..you just put your buns in the oven.."
Whole class: "Sir.. that's the washing machine!"
Also whilst demonstrating the correct procedure from making scones, just for giggles, the sugar was substituted for salt by one enterprising pupil.
To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:
- [Mr gray] Elliot
- [Elliot] Sir
- [Mr gray] Elliot?
- [Elliot] Yes sir!
- [Mr gray] Is there no Elliot here?
- [Elliot] YES SIR!!!!
- [Mr gray] Oh
- Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) "MICHAEL"
- Michael: "It wasn't me" (Points to Emma Wilson)
- Mr Gray: "EMMA!"
- Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!
Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.