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General Behaviour

Mr Gray is unable to have conversation with a student lasting any less than 15 minutes, though he is somehow able to make any conversation no matter what the subject last the whole of break, much to the frustration of D of E participants.

It was written, before they were painted pretty, in the girls toilets that "Mr Gray is a sexy hobbit"

Mr "I like Orienteering" Gray is a Technology teacher with a more than slight interest in his orienteering...

Mr Gray with lyposuction

Quotes

(Scottish Accent) "Where are the tent poles!? This is NOT on!"

To the 9S 2005/06 when covering registration for Mr Parkinson:

• [Mr gray] Elliot

• [Elliot] Sir

• [Mr gray] Elliot?

• [Elliot] Yes sir!

• [Mr gray] Is there no Elliot here?

• [Elliot] YES SIR!!!!

• [Mr gray] Oh

• Mr Gray: (Piece of solder hits back of head thrown by Michael Rend) MICHAEL

• Michael: It wasn't me (Points to Emma Wilson)

• Mr Gray: EMMA!!!!!!!!

• Mr Gray: Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!

(assembly)

• Mr Morris: I'd like to invite Mr Gray to the stage to talk about Orienteering

• Mr Gray: Now two people came first in the orienteering weekend...... AND SIMON ALLEN

Has been known to spend all of the lunch break trying to start his car.

Mr Gray's laptop is alleged to have porn on, and has been spotted by several students while he made the idiotic mistake of leaving it on once.