Difference between revisions of "Mr Ainsworth"
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*He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites] | *He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites] | ||
*He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean alot. | *He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean alot. | ||
| − | *He once blew up a | + | *He once blew up a House. |
| − | *He holds degrees in both | + | *He holds degrees in both physics and engineering. |
| + | *He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead. | ||
| + | *He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms. | ||
| + | *He has extremly bad dandruff" | ||
| + | *He has dandruff and he's bald :S | ||
=Quotes= | =Quotes= | ||
Revision as of 20:40, 19 January 2007
Background
Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:
- He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
- He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean alot.
- He once blew up a House.
- He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
- He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
- He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
- He has extremly bad dandruff"
- He has dandruff and he's bald :S
Quotes
'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'
'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'
