Difference between revisions of "Matthew Bentham"
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For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me. | For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me. | ||
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| + | This Is What I Said....Probably. Anyway, Heres A Link To The Everyone Else Page. click the [1]--->[http://brgswiki.org/wiki/Matthew_bentham] | ||
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"ARGH!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!" When Nothing Is Happening Or Someone Said Hi | "ARGH!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!" When Nothing Is Happening Or Someone Said Hi | ||
| + | "Im Too Old For This!" When Running, Standing up, Carrying Things etc | ||
== Enemy List == | == Enemy List == | ||
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1. Mrs Sawle | 1. Mrs Sawle | ||
| − | 2. Gary (Obviously) | + | 2. Gary Holt(Obviously) |
3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List) | 3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List) | ||
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Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It. | Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It. | ||
| − | Matthew: | + | Matthew: Crivenssss....(very menacing voice) |
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| + | == Airport Announcer Impressions == | ||
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| + | Please Do Not Spontaneously Combust In The Smoking Rooms | ||
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| + | Please Form An Orderly Queue And Prepare To Be Slaughtered | ||
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| + | Dying Is Not Permitted In The Living Room | ||
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| + | This Human Will Self-Destruct In 10...9...8...4...7...42...3...0...5...999999...BZZZZZT. | ||
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| + | == The Profiteroles Of Doom == | ||
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| + | One Christmas A Few Years Ago Matthew Was At The Family Christmas Dinner. He Pointed At Something And Said "What's That?". "profiteroles" Was The Reply. Suddenly Profiteroles Were Everywhere! Pointless Mentionings In Books, Cropping Up In Shop Windows With Big Signs, At Every Family Meal, TV Adverts And Even A Song On Weeblstuff(Mentioned Above) They Shall Haunt Him For Ever............WHAT?!?!? There Isnt A Single Copyright Free Image Of A Profiterole On Google! I Dont Believe It. Thats Just Ruined This Section. | ||
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| + | == Favourite Songs == | ||
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| + | By Weeblstuff: | ||
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| + | Badger | ||
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| + | Mango | ||
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| + | Profiteroles | ||
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| + | Tamale | ||
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| + | Lemons | ||
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| + | Melons | ||
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| + | Owls | ||
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| + | Dugong | ||
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| + | Narwals | ||
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Hello | Hello | ||
| + | Turtle Kid | ||
== Other Stuff == | == Other Stuff == | ||
| + | Extremely Bendy And Can Take The Shape Of A Boat Called HMS(His Matthewness' Service) Badger And Various Gut-Wrenching Hand Shapes That He Spent Years Of Practise To Do. This Means He Cant Do Any Of Them Properly With His Left Hand. | ||
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| + | Occasionally Mimes Shotgunning The Opposing Team In Hockey With His Hockey Stick | ||
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| + | Is Currently Writing A Book | ||
| − | + | Is the buddy of [[Mattthew Lewis]] | |
| − | + | Spends most of his dinner times in the libary. | |
Latest revision as of 16:34, 24 November 2010
For A Start, He's Me. But Im Not Sure If The Rest Of The Stuff Is By Me.
This Is What I Said....Probably. Anyway, Heres A Link To The Everyone Else Page. click the [1]--->[1]
Contents
Main Important Stuff
Says Badger And Mornin' Frequently. Is Terminnaly Insane. Wrote The Bit About Being Insane And Saying Mornin And Badger.
Most Frequently Said Things
"Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Argh Snake Argh Snake Snaaaaake Its A Snaaaaake Ooooooh Its A Snake" Over And Over And Over Until Someone Or Something Makes Him Shut Up(Search Badger On www.weeblstuff.com For Details)
"Mornin'" Regardless Of Time Of Day
"Meh" At People, Objects, Sentences etc
"TO THE LIBRARY!" When He's Finished Eating His Lunch
"ARGH!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!!" When Nothing Is Happening Or Someone Said Hi
"Im Too Old For This!" When Running, Standing up, Carrying Things etc
Enemy List
1. Mrs Sawle
2. Gary Holt(Obviously)
3. Mrs Heywood (Possibility Of Being Removed From List)
Quotes
Matthew: Wouldnt It Be Funny If The World Just Ended.(Mild Sarcasm) Jed: Yeah, And Everyone Died. (More Sarcasm) Matthew: ..................................................Badger
Matthew: He's Suffering From A Mild Case Of Death. A Few Weeks Of Bedrest And Sunlight Should Sort It.
Matthew: Crivenssss....(very menacing voice)
Airport Announcer Impressions
Please Do Not Spontaneously Combust In The Smoking Rooms
Please Form An Orderly Queue And Prepare To Be Slaughtered
Dying Is Not Permitted In The Living Room
This Human Will Self-Destruct In 10...9...8...4...7...42...3...0...5...999999...BZZZZZT.
The Profiteroles Of Doom
One Christmas A Few Years Ago Matthew Was At The Family Christmas Dinner. He Pointed At Something And Said "What's That?". "profiteroles" Was The Reply. Suddenly Profiteroles Were Everywhere! Pointless Mentionings In Books, Cropping Up In Shop Windows With Big Signs, At Every Family Meal, TV Adverts And Even A Song On Weeblstuff(Mentioned Above) They Shall Haunt Him For Ever............WHAT?!?!? There Isnt A Single Copyright Free Image Of A Profiterole On Google! I Dont Believe It. Thats Just Ruined This Section.
Favourite Songs
By Weeblstuff:
Badger
Mango
Profiteroles
Tamale
Lemons
Melons
Owls
Dugong
Narwals
Nicknames
Mousey
The Mole
Moley
Dr Mole
Matt
Mcbadger
Mc Badger
Matty B Mc
Mini Will
Him
You
Shut Up
Mathias
Mathew (Can't Anyone Spell These Days?)
Mattheeeeeeew!
Master Bentham
Bentham
Mr Bentham
It
Badger
Bent Ham
Matthew Bent Ham
Wehttam Bent Ham
Wehttam Mahtneb
Matthew Mangled Pork Product
Mj Bentham
Hello
Turtle Kid
Other Stuff
Extremely Bendy And Can Take The Shape Of A Boat Called HMS(His Matthewness' Service) Badger And Various Gut-Wrenching Hand Shapes That He Spent Years Of Practise To Do. This Means He Cant Do Any Of Them Properly With His Left Hand.
Occasionally Mimes Shotgunning The Opposing Team In Hockey With His Hockey Stick
Is Currently Writing A Book
Is the buddy of Mattthew Lewis
Spends most of his dinner times in the libary.
