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==Biography==
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[[Image:Bighead.JPG|thumb|Mark has "a large head compared to his relatively small body"]]
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'''Mark Wheelhouse''' is one the most famous members of the [[Upper Sixth]] in [[BRGS]]. As research has shown, not one person in the whole of upper sixth doesn't know his name, or his last name. This is a result of most people generally just nodding to him while he passes and say "Wheelhouse" - as he nods back. Not to mention that fact of the obsession that people such as Andy Booth show towards him, pretending to laugh at him (behind his back of course) but actually admiring the guy for some bizarre reason. 
  
Mark Wheelhouse is one the most famous members of the upper sixth in BRGS. As research has shown, not one person in the whole of upper sixth doesn't know his name, or his last name, as most people generally just nod to him while he passes and say "Wheelhouse", as he nods back.
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Mark has been known to wonder to himself why everyone knows his name. Opinions vary as to the reason, but most make the conclusion that it's because he has such a large head compared to his relatively small body. Both students and teachers are baffled by the mechanism through which his head actually manages to stay on his shoulders - and how he keeps upright without his head weighing him down.
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Mark is a resident of the [[Upper Common Room]], and can usually be found for enquiries near the pool table, getting 8-balled by other students with little or no pool skills. However, approach with caution as Mark is known to bite ankles at will.
  
Mark has been known to wonder himself why everyone knows his name. Opinions vary as to the reason, but most make the conclusion that it's because he has such a large head compared to his reletively small body. Both students and teachers are baffled by how his head actually manages to stay on his shoulders, and how he keeps upright without his head weighing him down.
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He is also a very prominent topic of conversation in his [[Business Studies]] class, due to his ever so obvious talent for picking up the ladies. He is also one of many people that [[Mr R Jackson|Mr Jackson]] likes to victimise in his lessons, due to his very short attention span and lack of comeback ability.
  
Mark is a resident of the upper common room, and can usually be found for enquiries near the pool table getting 8 balled by people with little or no pool skills. However, approach with caution as Mark is known to bite ankles at will.
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==Favourite Quotes==
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*Mr Jackson (to Mark, after having a very large rip-up session of someone else): How about you, mark? Anything to add?
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Mark: *stares at him blankly* "erm....... what?" *Whole class laughs*
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* "Jog on."
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* "Your mama." Note he lives on the brink of [[Bacup]] - where it is not uncommon for people to reply to every question with "Your Mum."
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* Anyone: I was at a party last night...
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Mark: I was partying with your mum last night.
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* Anyone: I was [Insert activity here] last night.
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Mark: I was [Insert activity here] with your mum last night.
  
Mark is also a very prominant topic of conversation in his [[Business Studies]] class, due to his ever so obvious talent for picking up the ladies. He is also one of many people that [[Mr. R Jackson]] likes to victimise in his lessons, due to Marks very short attention span and lack of comeback ability.
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==Signatures==
 
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One of his biggest signature actions is to stare at you blankly, trying to work out what you said to him.
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[[Category: Past Students|Wheelhouse, Mark]]
 
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Favoutite Quotes
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Mr R.Jackson(to mark, after having a very large ripup session of someone else): How about you, mark? Anything to add?
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Mark: *stares at him blankly* erm....... what? *Whole class laughs*
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"Jog on."
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"You're mama."
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Anyone: I was at a party last night...
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Mark: I was partying with yur mum last night.
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Anyone: I was [Insert activity here] last night.
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Mark: I was [Insert previous comment here] with you're mum last night.
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Signatures:
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One of his biggest signature actions is to stare at you blankly, trying to work out what you said to him.
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[[Category:Sixth Formers]]
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Latest revision as of 16:34, 20 November 2010

Biography

Mark has "a large head compared to his relatively small body"

Mark Wheelhouse is one the most famous members of the Upper Sixth in BRGS. As research has shown, not one person in the whole of upper sixth doesn't know his name, or his last name. This is a result of most people generally just nodding to him while he passes and say "Wheelhouse" - as he nods back. Not to mention that fact of the obsession that people such as Andy Booth show towards him, pretending to laugh at him (behind his back of course) but actually admiring the guy for some bizarre reason.

Mark has been known to wonder to himself why everyone knows his name. Opinions vary as to the reason, but most make the conclusion that it's because he has such a large head compared to his relatively small body. Both students and teachers are baffled by the mechanism through which his head actually manages to stay on his shoulders - and how he keeps upright without his head weighing him down.

Mark is a resident of the Upper Common Room, and can usually be found for enquiries near the pool table, getting 8-balled by other students with little or no pool skills. However, approach with caution as Mark is known to bite ankles at will.

He is also a very prominent topic of conversation in his Business Studies class, due to his ever so obvious talent for picking up the ladies. He is also one of many people that Mr Jackson likes to victimise in his lessons, due to his very short attention span and lack of comeback ability.

Favourite Quotes

  • Mr Jackson (to Mark, after having a very large rip-up session of someone else): How about you, mark? Anything to add?
Mark: *stares at him blankly* "erm....... what?" *Whole class laughs* 	 
  • "Jog on."
  • "Your mama." Note he lives on the brink of Bacup - where it is not uncommon for people to reply to every question with "Your Mum."
  • Anyone: I was at a party last night...
Mark: I was partying with your mum last night. 	 
  • Anyone: I was [Insert activity here] last night.
Mark: I was [Insert activity here] with your mum last night. 	 

Signatures

One of his biggest signature actions is to stare at you blankly, trying to work out what you said to him.