|
|
| Line 1: |
Line 1: |
| − | [[Image:Chessclub.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Matthew Hoyle is second to the right next to [[George Platt]]]]
| + | sucks off luke |
| − | | + | |
| − | Matthew Hoyle is in [[07N]]. He is considered a legend by many people and was one of the few to invent the [[stealing bag game]]. Matthew Hoyle is a legend and has many nicknames including a chant.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | = Stats =
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Name: Matthew William Hoyle
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Nicknames: Hoyley, Hoyle, Willie, Matt, Matty, Old Man Ken, Tin-Foil Hoyle, Mattias Goyle,Camponhoyle
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Friends: [[Milton Ashworth]], [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Lewis Wood]] (sometimes!)
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Favourite Teacher: [[Mr Bretherton]]
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Favourite Lesson: [[Science]]
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Most Hated Lesson: [[Physical Education]] and [[French]]
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | = Achievements =
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 1.Considers [[chess]] a sport.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 2.Holds record for longest explanation of something at 67 hours 37 minutes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 3.Gets the highest pitched voice in the class when angry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 4.Only eats desserts from the canteen.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 5.Has read the entire dictionary!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 6.Completed Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 in 5 1/2 hours over two school days!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 7.Attempted a round house kick...but his leg got stuck on the radiator...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 8.Red belt at karate?!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | 9.Comes last in every French test.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | = Other useless information=
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Used to use passwords that are easy to hack
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Used to use the same password for everything
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | =Phrases=
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | "MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!"
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | "OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | "WTF !!!!!!!!"
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | YES in sylabells
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | "Wellllll..." in a very scientific voice, at this point anybody near groans and stops listening.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | =Camponhoyle=
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Matthew is best known for his creation of the wikipedia account camponhoyle. This account was later hacked by [[Matthew Lewis]] because at the time he was still using easy passwords.The account was latter banned and it sparked a huge vandalism campaign spearheded by [[Luke Quigley]] and [[Matthew Lewis]]. To this date there are around 50 sockpuppets bearing the Camponhoyle trade mark. However Matthew wanted a fresh start and thus became a regular contributer to the B.R.G.S wiki.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | =Legal Eagles=
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | Matthew has recntly joined the [[Legal Eagles]] much to the amusement of his class. It is all part of his ambition to become a barrister.
| + | |
