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Form: [[8n]]
 
Form: [[8n]]
 
   
 
   
Hates: Ronald the magic dinosaur, sweetcorn, mushy pees, rabbits, French and maths.
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IDIOT
 
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Loves: [[Joe Holdsworth-Miller]], fast rides, the word discombobulated, the letter Q,  Ducks, horror films/books, grapes and the lion king 
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Age: 12
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Birthday: 26th june
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Form Tutor: [[Mr Chambers]]
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Is scared by: [[Mrs Fowler-Gibbs]], attack of the vampire ducks and [[Rebecca Dawson]]. Rebecca says: Yay, I'm scary!! =D
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Pets: two fish called hoodini the moonpig and daisy the cow. (they were originally named bubbles and pop star by her sister but Eve found these names far too boring.)
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Family: Eve has a rather large and alarming family. They frequently get together for massive parties. After these parties Eve is very quiet for several days. When she is old enough (ie the second she turns 18) she is going to go off and live in china to get away from them.
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Homes: Up to now she has lived in 2 countries, 7 homes, and caravan. She has now got bored of playing musical houses and is very happy in the house she is in now. 
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Has a '''stash''' of lollypops in her bag, despite the fact that she's not actually allowed lollys.
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A co-creator of [[The protein shakes]] game
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Never wrote a story in year 7 that was less than 12 pages. (her longest one was 21 and a quater)
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Has Beautiful hair. Im guessing Joseph put that.
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She is left- handed, much to the annoyance of all her right-handed friends.
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Has a new- found addiction to lollypops
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Hums random tunes whenever she is eating and/or is nervous.
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Is on a quest to find all the pervy pages made about Joseph by people in 8R: [[Secret Page On Joseph H-M]]. (Its not pervy, its a 8R, unpopular peoples relationships page. =P) and trying to pursuade Mrs Mansfeild to go to a rave.
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Is preparing for the war that 8R and 8N are going to have some time soon. She has thought up all sorts of plans about how they will fight the war. The majority of the two forms don't actually know about the war.
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Knows probably the most blonde jokes out of everyone in her form... and yes she is a blonde.
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Came to BRGS from Water County Primary School. Don't ask why she didn't go to the primary school 30 seconds away from her house- she has got bored of telling people and now may pull your head off if you ask.
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At primary school she wore her hair in plats EVERY day until about year 5, then she took them down every day on the bus in year 6. Her mother still doesn't know about this. (Thanks for the good piece of black mail Eve)
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Can count up to ten in five different languages.
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Revision as of 21:19, 12 January 2008

Factfile

Form: 8n

IDIOT


Quotes

  • (On a Tuesday)"Have we got any lessons today?"
  • "WOOD!!!"
  • "Right, I'm going to stop following you now; I live in the opposite direction."
  • (Singing):"Christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas, christmas. Guess what? It's CHRISTMAS!"
  • "The computer logged me off, wait... no... I'm on the wrong computer."
  • "Is the vending machine meant to say "innit"?
  • "That guy really looks like Matthew, wait... it IS Matthew!"
  • (In a stage whisper) "I've got a stash."
  • "I have an excuse- I'm BLOND!"
  • "I'm not on drugs... anymore; I've gone cold turkey"
  • (While someone was reading one of her stories out loud)"And what happened next?- Oh wait I wrote it!"
  • "Get back over here and crtisise me, you little git!"
  • "OWWW!"
  • "I AM spiderman" (hands them a peice of string)
  • "Do you think they'll notice it's broken?" (looks at the massive hole)
  • "You know how you're my bestest friend ever..." (then asks for something or confesses something that will make the person she's talking to mad)
  • "Can I copy your science, I'll give you... Becca's pen!" (Becca steals her pen back) "Er... fine I'll steal your pen- and you can have it back when I have copied your work."
  • "Please... I'll dedicate my first book to you."
  • "I'm drugged up to the eyeballs and I still feel like death. Not even death warmed up- I'm freezing, I just feel like regular death."
  • Eve: "What's 2 times 2?"

Becca: "4"

Eve: "No, that's 2 plus 2"

  • "Die Ronald die!"
  • "Noooooo, not French"
  • "Do we have to go to (insert lesson here) can we not just stay in the form room for the rest of the day- we can practise being year 10's!"
  • Someone: "Did you break my (insert object here)

Eve: no

Someone: yes you did

Eve: alright I did, but I only did it a little bit on purpose"


  • Eve: Can I copy your maths?

Sophie: "No"

Eve: "Please"

Sophie: "No"

Eve: "Pretty please"

Sophie: "No"

Eve: "Pretty please with sugar on top"

Sophie: "No"

Eve: "Pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top"

Sophie: "N0"

Eve: "Oh, stuff you. Emma..."

  • "Becca... stop being such a VIOLENT child"
  • "If I have to watch any more of this I will stick pins in my eyes and throw myself out of the fire escape"
  • "Yes I'm stroking my beard, and no I don't actually have a beard."
  • "Let's be daring- let's go down the... FIRE ESCAPE!!"
  • "I AM NOT sucking my thumb!"
  • "Anyone for a game of imaginary tennis?"
  • "My fish is called Daisy the cow, if I had a cow I would call it Bubbles the fish, but I don't have a cow do I?"

Stuff + room 89 + windows = not good

When certain people in 8N get near a window they just can't resist throwing things out of it. These things vary from sanitry towels to christmas decorations. Then those people have a habit of running off and leaving other (innocent) people to take the blame. This is a often recurrence. But the inocent people are so nice that they don't grass the not-so-innocent-people but if they do it again then they WILL get grassed up.

Nicknames/ Alter ego's

Christmas Eve

3v3

Oxygen

Bobbin

Lavosisier

Lesley

Eviebobs (if you're reading this rebecca please stop calling me that)

Brace face (some people are really horrible)

Camel (her family have started calling her a camel because she goes for large amounts of time without drinking anything, but when she does drink, she drinks a lot)


Strange things she's done

Holds the record (along with Joseph) of drinking the most "protein" shake in Paris. Never wants to do it again, EVER!

Once ate everybodys fruit peel for a bet. Never wants to do that again either.

Has admitted to playing 7 minutes in heaven while on a school trip.

Stood on one leg for 6 hours, then realised nobody was watching.

Fell off her chair, and it took her 5 minutes to do it

Passed out on space mountain, and NOBODY noticed. This was partly due to fear, but mainly due to the fact that the retarded ride made her head smack against the seat.

Fell over a Safety rail and broke 2 bones in the same arm.

Lived in Ireland for about 7 months then came back to England and rejoined her old primary school as if she'd never been away.

Lay in a foot deep puddle to practise her swimming

Took half an hour to remember the names of everyone in her form- the last 25 minutes were spent trying to get the 30th person, then she realised she'd missed herself off the list.

Says that everyone in S grasses people up then grasses on other people. (Eve we were only getting revenge for Joseph vandalising Aarons page.)

We NEVER get away with ANYTHING

Some unnamed people in my form, break the CEILING in our form room, and they don't even get shouted at, ot locked out or anything! Then we (me and Rebecca) throw a few books out the window and we get a 10 minute lecture. Our fate was in the hands of the dinner ladies - we apparently should've been in someones office!! Now if ANYTHING goes wrong we are always automatically blamed. It's SOOO not fair. (Owain: serves you right)

PE lessons

She has taken up telling a revised version of the story Shipwrecked every PE lesson, To the general enjoyment of most of the people who get changed around her. So far, the unnamed people who have got lost are now on mars and have gone slightly mad drinking the mars water. They made two corpses kings and sent them home in the only escape. The avid listeners of the story are devastated that they will no longer be hearing the story as it is the holidays. However, there are certain people who star in the story, but are ungratful enough not to like it. These ungratful people throw things at Eve which is VERY unfair.

  • I was one of the main characters but they killed me off =[ <--Says Becca D