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| − | Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually | + | Dr Jackson is a [[Biology]] teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured. |
| + | ==Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide== | ||
| + | * Watch her walk and you may notice she has a slight limp. | ||
| + | * Then wait until she is sat on a stool or chair. | ||
| + | * If her pants are short enough, observe the ankles. | ||
| + | * You will see that her socks are pulled up high. | ||
| + | * Bake at Gas Mark 3 for 30 minutes. | ||
| + | * You will also notice that one lower leg is much larger that the other. | ||
| + | * Many students believe this may be caused by a peg leg. | ||
| + | * Do not mix metric and imperial measurements. | ||
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| + | ==Diagnosis: Murder?== | ||
| + | During [[Kroll]]'s [[D of E]] mystery meltdown, Doctor Jackson reported that heat stroke was not to blame, citing that his reactions were better than hers. It is believed that the good doctor used a complex procedure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009. | ||
=Quotes= | =Quotes= | ||
Revision as of 17:42, 29 September 2006
Dr Jackson is a Biology teacher. Her lessons are usually immensely and unnecessarily complex, but delivered at a pace that would shame Esio Trot. The result of this is that even the most eager students are stupefied. She claims to have spent time in South America curing people of a super virus. However, with her andante speed, it is debatable how many people she will have actually cured.
Dr. Jackson as biped: a step-by-step guide
- Watch her walk and you may notice she has a slight limp.
- Then wait until she is sat on a stool or chair.
- If her pants are short enough, observe the ankles.
- You will see that her socks are pulled up high.
- Bake at Gas Mark 3 for 30 minutes.
- You will also notice that one lower leg is much larger that the other.
- Many students believe this may be caused by a peg leg.
- Do not mix metric and imperial measurements.
Diagnosis: Murder?
During Kroll's D of E mystery meltdown, Doctor Jackson reported that heat stroke was not to blame, citing that his reactions were better than hers. It is believed that the good doctor used a complex procedure to reach this diagnosis, involving the waving of a biscuit near Kroll's face. The scarring on her hand should have healed fully by 2009.
Quotes
"Noddy Diagrams."
