Difference between revisions of "Chris Priestley"

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==Where are you now??==
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Currently studying the ancient art of kong fu at The University of Liverpool for an MChem degree, after leaving BRGS in 2006 following seven long years. Part of {{Year 1999}} (S).
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==Dedicated Wikifier==
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Despite being at the University of Liverpool, he currently [[Special:UserScore|has the most edits]] on the youporn.
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==Photographer==
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[[Image:SOPHIE.jpg|thumb|Chris is rarely found outside school without a hoe]]
 
[[Image:SOPHIE.jpg|thumb|Chris is rarely found outside school without a hoe]]
  
Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical manoeuvre taking place behind the scenes at [http://clipse.co.uk/photos "Phoxophrys Photos"]. A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to [[David Bewicke|Dave]] and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.       
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(* - or up to 3 weeks, depending on time constraints...)
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==Trademark Generic Room Shots==
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These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for [[staff wars]] should it be needed.
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==Trademark Random Party Photos==
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These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!
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==Common Sense==
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Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, with varying degrees of "success". For example:
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Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back"
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Chris: "Yeah, behind you"
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==On Fire Alarms==
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"What the unholy f***?!" (at 3.30am)
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"Let's charge through that crowd of year 7s yelling 'what do we do?!' " (so mature for an upper VIth..)
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"I wonder if someone's spontaneously combusted? That'd be cool."
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"I'm not moving. No way. They're testing it. I know it's been five minutes and I can smell smoke but I'm comfy"
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==Quotes==
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"There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it"
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"Grab me a chair, my knees have gone to death"
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''(on [[Mr Ventress]])'' "If he calls me Tweedle-dee one more time I swear I'll shove that book up his.."
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==Aliases==
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Christophulus
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The Priest
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Captain Eyebrows
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Christomopher
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SOPHIE ALLEN LICKS MY ARMPITS
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==Related People==
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*Girlfriend: [[Amber Wilson 9N]]
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[[Category:Past Students|Priestley, Chris]]
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{{SYF|1999|S|Priestley, Chris}}
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Revision as of 14:13, 8 December 2008

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