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| − | There was a fantastic response to the last photo, of Miss Bowden's car, so let's see if we can raise the bar even higher with this photo of a legend:
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| − | =Current Image=
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| − | "Mr Elmer was visualizing the spanking that the boy to his right was going to get for trying to distract him with a mooney. Others took swift advantage stealing school equipment and publicly humiliating the none-to-wise Elmer"
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| − | "I hate my job..." - [[Heskey]]
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| − | "Mr Elmer knew the culprit was doing the "bunny ears" behind his head, but decided not to get him back until he had a rather heavy guitar handy...." [[Chris_Priestley|Chris]]
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| − | "Mr Elmer uses sheets of sticky labels to abduct a student after he commented that Simon's singing was better." [[David Bewicke|David]]
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| − | "Mr Elmer sends telepathic messages to Ben to hit the student doing the "bunny ears" over the head with a chair." [[Samuel Walton|Sam]]
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| − | "Mr Elmer decided not to stand for this disgust of his reputation, donned his cape and mask and set to the streets to react his revenge!" [[Kronos]]<sup>[[Special:Listusers/sysop|mod]]</sup>
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| − | "It's really Ben with his axe that Elmer should be worrying about" [[Sam Stevens|Stevens]]
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| − | "It's a great business..." [[Jonathan_Parton|Jonny]]
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| − | "OK, you can stop making fun of my receding hare line now!" [[Ashley Phillips|Ashley]]
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| − | ''(ideas here please)''
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| − | ''(and so on)''
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| − | =Archive Editions=
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| − | ==#5 Miss Bowden's Car==
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| − | '''The winner....'''
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| − | '''Miss Bowden is unimpressed upon finishing her 20km pink-parachute jump after forgetting to remove the inconveniently placed top-box; thus failing to drop in through the sunroof and make a stylish drive-off exit. Onlooking sixth-formers who were just about to wrap up her car in a similar material look confused and bewildered. - [[David Bewicke|David]]'''
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| − | "Oh thanks for the present guys... WOW is it... a car? Hey what's this it's my car!" Everyone shortly after scattering in all directions from [[Miss Bowden]] - [[User:Lamby|Lamby]] 18:30, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
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| − | "dresses are not to be used to wash cars!"- pauline
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| − | "If any of you scruffy waster bums so much as look at my car and its decorative shawl, I'll skin you alive with this finger right here" ''(Proclaimed the mighty [[Miss Bowden|Bowden]])'' - L
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| − | "If anyone dares suggest that this is my pink underwear then you'll out of here as fast as you can say
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| − | (That is actually a word, or so a chemistry site tells me) [[User:Robness|Rob]]<sup> [[Robert Pilling|My Page]] • [[User_talk:Robness|Talk]]</sup> 22:47, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
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| − | "Steve had often wondered why his mum was considered someone 'not to be messed with' in the criminal underground" - [[User:82.19.21.250|82.19.21.250]] 18:56, 4 November 2006 (GMT Standard Time)
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| − | "Now you've wrapped them round my car, I will demonstrate how to wrap a burette around your head" - [[Chris_Priestley|Chris]]
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| − | "Is it any wonder that some car insurance companies don't want to insure me when I've got morons like you vandalising my automobile?!" - [[James_Hesketh|Heskey]]
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| − | After auditing Tom Davies for nearly running him over, [[Miss Bowden]] finally realises that she was in the wrong, not him!!! - Unknown
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| − | "I swear I wasn't drink driving!" - Tom Davies (That was way unfair when she nearly ran me over and gave me an audit)
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| − | "As the other students kept her distracted, the Artful Dominic attempted the back-window break-in attempt."- Nick
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| − | "OK, which one of you bastards unpacked my topbox???" [[User:Shadybean|Shadybean]] 23:53, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
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| − | ==#4 Mr Reeves and his small drink==
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| − | '''The winner...'''
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| − | '''"Ticket to party: £5. Suit: £50. Bottle of wine: £7. Watching a teacher get drunk: priceless" - [[User:82.19.26.150|82.19.26.150]]'''
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| − | "Wow i must be drunk, [[Mrs Kennedy]] is hotter than usual!" - unknown
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| − | "This Week on Americas drunkest teachers!" - Kronos 18:25, 29 October 2006 (GMT Standard Time)
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| − | "No, no, this isn't mine.. I'm not at a funny angle.. I'm not drunk!!" - [[Chris_Priestley|Chris]]
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| − | 'But in the morning you woke up next to this' -SRN
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| − | "The weird thing is, this is actually a Maths lesson..." - [[Elliot_Hurst|Elliot]]
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| − | "Me, the Third Duke of Winchester, working in a 6th Form, with my reputation???" Anon.
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| − | "What? I want a little wine with my din dins!" - [[James Hesketh|Heskey]]
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| − | "If this is the standard of BRGS comedy I'll have to start on the hard stuff" Stevens
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| − | "No, I'll be needing the whole bottle, Mrs Chapman. This next trick's one that Simon Kroll taught me."
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| − | "Hi everybody. I'm 'Simon', and I'm a mathematician." - Glabrata
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| − | "I swear, it's blackcurrant..."
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| − | The reality of what he had just done with [[Mrs Gregson]] had just set in...
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| − | ==#3 Gareth having a nap..==
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| − | '''The winner...'''
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| − | '''"Gareth tried to use the power of thought to morph himself into [[Mr Ventress]]" - unknown'''
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| − | "Surrounded by spectres on a school trip. What a horrible dream!" - [[User:Glabrata|Glabrata]]
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| − | "Come on Gareth, [[Mrs Helm|Mrs Helm]]'s Lessons Aren't ''That'' Boring" - Anomaly
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| − | "Numa Numa iei! Numa numa, numa iei!" - [[James Hesketh|Heskey]]
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| − | "Gareth feels the effect of the "quick release" zoom lens" Stevens
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| − | "Now he is just asking to be poked!"- Anon.
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| − | "If you look close enough, theres Gerbils hiding up his nose" - [[Richard Smith]]
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| − | "Unfortunately it wasn't all a dream" - Durham
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| − | "NINJA!" [[Wesley Pauline|Wez]]
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| − | "Pwnt" - Said student
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| − | "Portly student sleeps on coach" - Anon.
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| − | "Count the chins"
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| − | "Ashworth toys with his opponent by getting him into checkmate whilst asleep!!!! A tactical prodigy, Gareth has been described as Chess' answer to Wayne Rooney." - Alex
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| − | "Bear tranquilizor misses target."- Tom Davies
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| − | ==#2 Andrew and Elliot==
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| − | '''The winner...'''
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| − | '''"The largest incentive in human history for people not to walk into the light" - unknown'''
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| − | "I had a dream like this once!!"
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| − | "I once had a near death experience. Never again..." - [[John Holland]]
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| − | "Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones let themselves go before the filming of Men In Black III."- Nick
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| − | "Illegal monkey egg smugglers beware." - Gareth
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| − | "Low budget chromakeying experiment goes horribly wrong." - [[User:192.168.0.88|192.168.0.88]] 00:08, 5 July 2006 (GMT Standard Time)
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| − | "Who removed Gary Lineker?" - AKIF (glad to have the picture changed)
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| − | [to random year 7] "I'm pleased to introduce you to your buddies" - Stevens
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| − | 'And then God said from the light let there emerge fools and there was and he saw that it was good' SRN
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| − | "Someone took the new england shoot a little too seriously"
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| − | "Andrew, my ears are burning, I think that means they're writing captions about us!"- Dominic
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| − | "You don't want to mess with these two, they're [[Lord Morris]]'s bodyguards, they may not look it but they're well hard- so don't diss" - Jenifa xxx
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| − | ==#1 Janet and Akif==
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| − | '''The winner...'''
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| − | '''"I swear to God, Akif, that'd better be your hand on the back of my head."- Nick'''
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| − | "He looks like that every time (insert fit girl's name here) walks in the room...ah, teenagers in love :P" - Alex
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| − | "Wow, have you heard what this girl can do? It's like a real life fart-button!" - (anon.)
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| − | "I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up then I shout. Tip me over and pour me out." - 192.168.0.88
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| − | "Look ma, no hands!" - Elliot
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| − | "Good Lord, check this out guys. I swear that's not natural!" - Milord
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