Difference between revisions of "Rob Pilling's Maths Jokes"
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| − | + | * ''Rob'': "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?" | |
(bemused look from all who heard him) | (bemused look from all who heard him) | ||
''Rob'': "Because he was outstanding in his field!" | ''Rob'': "Because he was outstanding in his field!" | ||
| − | + | * ''Rob'': "What did the constipated mathematician do?" | |
''Rob'': "He worked it out with a pencil." | ''Rob'': "He worked it out with a pencil." | ||
| − | + | * ''Rob'': "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?" | |
''Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain'': "Go on..." | ''Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain'': "Go on..." | ||
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| − | + | * ''Rob'': "I'm going to a duck do tonight..." | |
''Saggy'': "What's a duck do?" | ''Saggy'': "What's a duck do?" | ||
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| − | + | * ''Rob'': "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?" | |
''12DX Set'': *sigh* "Go on..." | ''12DX Set'': *sigh* "Go on..." | ||
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Revision as of 17:06, 13 November 2006
This is a page donated to the 12DX maths set with Mrs Gregson, aka The Gregsonator, aka Slap-Dasp, and Mrs Kennedy, aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)
- Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
(bemused look from all who heard him) Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
Rob: "He worked it out with a pencil."
- Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."
Rob: "The Captain's Log!"
- Rob: "I'm going to a duck do tonight..."
Saggy: "What's a duck do?"
Rob: "quack!"
- Rob: "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"
12DX Set: *sigh* "Go on..."
Rob: "Gums!"
