Difference between revisions of "Mrs Chapman"
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=Missed Vocation= | =Missed Vocation= | ||
| − | Due to the fact she is the only teacher in the school to carry "Well done for trying!" stickers, and the fact every piece of work is stamped with a smilie, many believe Mrs Chapman actually trained to be a primary school teacher, yet was seen as too intelligent to teach differential equations to | + | Due to the fact she is the only teacher in the school to carry "Well done for trying!" stickers, and the fact every piece of work is stamped with a smilie, many believe Mrs Chapman actually trained to be a primary school teacher, yet was seen as too intelligent to teach differential equations to Year 3... |
=Quotes= | =Quotes= | ||
| − | "I made a | + | "I made a boo boo" |
| − | "S**t" | + | "S**t" [OK - three times in seven years, to my knowledge] |
"You need a ruler and a ''sharpened'' pencil" | "You need a ruler and a ''sharpened'' pencil" | ||
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"Stripssss" (Deliberately trying to make the student laugh at the tenuous sexual connection) | "Stripssss" (Deliberately trying to make the student laugh at the tenuous sexual connection) | ||
| − | "Splendish" (Comment on work, changed from splendid as she realised that the mark was 9/10, not 10/10 | + | "Splendish" (Comment on work, changed from 'splendid' as she realised that the mark was 9/10, not 10/10) |
"Two!" | "Two!" | ||
| − | "C! C, c, c, c, c! If it's integration without limits we need a big fat C!!" | + | "C! C, c, c, c, c! If it's integration without limits we need a big fat C!!" |
| − | "Clearly I'm invisible.. oh well, I know my place" | + | "Clearly I'm invisible.. oh well, I know my place..." |
| + | "Get those Zs crossed!" | ||
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| + | =Too many photos?= | ||
| + | Recently published photos of Year 9 camp yield a proportion of photographs of Mrs Chapman that, to some, seems too many standard deviations away from the mean. The question is: which photographic fiend harbours a secret yearning for Mrs C, expressed only through their happy-snapping? | ||
[[Category:teachers|Chapman, Mrs]] | [[Category:teachers|Chapman, Mrs]] | ||
Revision as of 21:07, 24 September 2006
Missed Vocation
Due to the fact she is the only teacher in the school to carry "Well done for trying!" stickers, and the fact every piece of work is stamped with a smilie, many believe Mrs Chapman actually trained to be a primary school teacher, yet was seen as too intelligent to teach differential equations to Year 3...
Quotes
"I made a boo boo"
"S**t" [OK - three times in seven years, to my knowledge]
"You need a ruler and a sharpened pencil"
"Make sure you draw a clear, labelled diagram"
"Stripssss" (Deliberately trying to make the student laugh at the tenuous sexual connection)
"Splendish" (Comment on work, changed from 'splendid' as she realised that the mark was 9/10, not 10/10)
"Two!"
"C! C, c, c, c, c! If it's integration without limits we need a big fat C!!"
"Clearly I'm invisible.. oh well, I know my place..."
"Get those Zs crossed!"
Too many photos?
Recently published photos of Year 9 camp yield a proportion of photographs of Mrs Chapman that, to some, seems too many standard deviations away from the mean. The question is: which photographic fiend harbours a secret yearning for Mrs C, expressed only through their happy-snapping?
