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Revision as of 09:15, 21 July 2006
Missed Vocation
Due to the fact she is the only teacher in the school to carry "Well done for trying!" stickers, and the fact every piece of work is stamped with a smilie, many believe Mrs Chapman actually trained to be a primary school teacher, yet was seen as too intelligent to teach differential equations to year 3s...
Quotes
"S**t" (OK, three times in 7 years to my knowledge)
"You need a ruler and a sharpened pencil"
"Make sure you draw a clear, labelled diagram"
"Stripssss" (Deliberately trying to make the student laugh at the tenuous sexual connection)
"Splendish" (Comment on work, changed from splendid as she realised that the mark was 9/10, not 10/10 - and due to the habit of saying cosh and tansh in hyperbolic trig)
"Two!"
"C! C, c, c, c, c! If it's integration without limits we need a big fat C!!"+
"Clearly I'm invisible.. oh well, I know my place"
