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=History= | =History= | ||
'''Mr Williamson''' recently joined the school in September 2004 from [[Haslingden High School]], along with [[Mr Bretherton]]. | '''Mr Williamson''' recently joined the school in September 2004 from [[Haslingden High School]], along with [[Mr Bretherton]]. | ||
| − | During his time at said high school, Colin Williamson gave his year 8 history - i.e my history - class, the opportunity to recreate the Spanish Armada. This including making the boats out of anything [preferably flammable], and then set alight to them. This was great fun, but ended with burn marks on the table. Since joining BRGS, such antics have included making various people dress in WWII uniforms and cause the class to start | + | During his time at said high school, Colin Williamson gave his year 8 history - i.e my history - class, the opportunity to recreate the Spanish Armada. This including making the boats out of anything [preferably flammable], and then set alight to them. This was great fun, but ended with burn marks on the table. Since joining BRGS, such antics have included making various people dress in WWII uniforms and cause the class to start their own wars with paper bombs to re-enact the blood and gore that was the trenches! |
=Tutor= | =Tutor= | ||
| − | Form tutor for 13CLW (no middle name, just | + | Form tutor for 13CLW (no middle name, just '''C'''o'''L'''in). |
| − | Takes his form to Pizza hut for their leaving treat, and for a leaving present gets them numerous items including a tin of beans and loo roll. Is a red devil through and through! He was reputedly offered a threesome after the Y13 [[Leavers Ball]] but had to decline as he is happily married. | + | Takes his form to [[Pizza hut]] for their leaving treat, and for a leaving present gets them numerous items including a tin of beans and loo roll. Is a red devil through and through! He was reputedly offered a threesome after the Y13 [[Leavers Ball]] but had to decline as he is happily married. |
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
| − | "That's ''Brilliant'' that is!" | + | *"That's ''Brilliant'' that is!" |
| − | "That's ''Fantastic'' that is!" | + | *"That's ''Fantastic'' that is!" |
| − | "That's ''Brilliant'', that's ''Fantastic'' that is!" | + | *"That's ''Brilliant'', that's ''Fantastic'' that is!" |
| − | "Them things" | + | *"Them things" |
| − | "Crappy Wallace Arnold Coach..." (On the subject of Mrs Thatcher's "Battle Bus") | + | *"Crappy Wallace Arnold Coach..." (On the subject of Mrs Thatcher's "Battle Bus") |
| − | "That's ''sick'' is it?" | + | *"That's ''sick'' is it?" |
| − | (Later in same lesson) "That's SICK that is!!" | + | *(Later in same lesson) "That's SICK that is!!" |
| − | "I want you to pretend I'm Mrs T with the Perm, the Handbag... all of it" (He then consented to having a perm and handbag drawn on the board, and have his picture taken... picture is yet to be obtained...) | + | *"I want you to pretend I'm Mrs T with the Perm, the Handbag... all of it" (He then consented to having a perm and handbag drawn on the board, and have his picture taken... picture is yet to be obtained...) |
[[Category:teachers]] | [[Category:teachers]] | ||
Revision as of 14:04, 8 September 2006
History
Mr Williamson recently joined the school in September 2004 from Haslingden High School, along with Mr Bretherton. During his time at said high school, Colin Williamson gave his year 8 history - i.e my history - class, the opportunity to recreate the Spanish Armada. This including making the boats out of anything [preferably flammable], and then set alight to them. This was great fun, but ended with burn marks on the table. Since joining BRGS, such antics have included making various people dress in WWII uniforms and cause the class to start their own wars with paper bombs to re-enact the blood and gore that was the trenches!
Tutor
Form tutor for 13CLW (no middle name, just CoLin).
Takes his form to Pizza hut for their leaving treat, and for a leaving present gets them numerous items including a tin of beans and loo roll. Is a red devil through and through! He was reputedly offered a threesome after the Y13 Leavers Ball but had to decline as he is happily married.
Quotes
- "That's Brilliant that is!"
- "That's Fantastic that is!"
- "That's Brilliant, that's Fantastic that is!"
- "Them things"
- "Crappy Wallace Arnold Coach..." (On the subject of Mrs Thatcher's "Battle Bus")
- "That's sick is it?"
- (Later in same lesson) "That's SICK that is!!"
- "I want you to pretend I'm Mrs T with the Perm, the Handbag... all of it" (He then consented to having a perm and handbag drawn on the board, and have his picture taken... picture is yet to be obtained...)
