Difference between revisions of "Mr Stevens"
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*"Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly. | *"Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly. | ||
− | *(Students getting | + | *(Students getting increasingly excited about the possibility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definitely not a chip day...I'm not telling you how I know but there's no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINITELY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!) |
*When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log" | *When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log" | ||
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[[Category:Teachers|Stevens, Mr]] | [[Category:Teachers|Stevens, Mr]] |
Revision as of 21:54, 6 February 2010
Quotes
- "Rhesus Monkey" but pronounced "Rhesus Mankaye".
- "Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly.
- (Students getting increasingly excited about the possibility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definitely not a chip day...I'm not telling you how I know but there's no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINITELY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!)
- When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log"
- "So your saying to me that worms come from sugar?"
- "Just because you've got a penis doesn't mean your a boy"
- "I'm very anal"
- "Anal is technical"
- "Width and depth are important"
- "We could provide a psychological study on whether thinking actually affects our memory...... but you'd have to be dead to not think at all so its not a very effective process....its not ecologically valid nowadays"
- "T.V. is for ignorant people"
- "Friends are for weak people"
- "...technically...that's deception. But we'll get away with that."