Difference between revisions of "Mr Mercer"
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| + | *Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist" | ||
| − | * | + | *Mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred. |
| − | + | Student:erm i think the term is inbred sir. | |
| − | "Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]]) | + | *"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in [[General Studies]]) |
| − | "I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!" | + | *"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!" |
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* Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel? | * Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel? | ||
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* Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit) | * Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit) | ||
| − | ''No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel. | + | *''No [[Thomas Greenhalgh|Tom]], I would not like to see your weasel. |
| − | ''Mercer:''We get on like a... <br> | + | *''Mercer:''We get on like a... <br> |
((class stay silent))<br> | ((class stay silent))<br> | ||
''Mercer:''HOUSE ON FIRE!! | ''Mercer:''HOUSE ON FIRE!! | ||
| − | "I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)'' | + | *"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" ''(a futile attempt to appeal to his [[:Category:Sixth Formers|Lower VIth]] class.)'' |
| − | *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class | + | *"I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class |
*"You are ACE class!" | *"You are ACE class!" | ||
| − | *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three 7N girls whilst running form the music departmenet to 7R to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student | + | *"Its registration, girls.." Said to three [[Category:7N|7N]] girls whilst running form the music departmenet to [[Category:7R|7R]] to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student |
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(Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:) | (Chaz and Nicola from [[8R]] go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:) | ||
*Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms? | *Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms? | ||
| − | **Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? | + | **Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know? |
Next day, in a Music Lesson | Next day, in a Music Lesson | ||
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Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet? | Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet? | ||
Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class? | Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class? | ||
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| + | [[Category:teachers|Mercer, Mr]] | ||
Revision as of 21:31, 26 January 2007
Replaced Miss Frazer as Second in Command in the Music Department. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than Miss Roberts on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...
He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking
Quotes
- Mercer is well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"
- Mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred.
Student:erm i think the term is inbred sir.
- "Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in General Studies)
- "I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"
- Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel?
- Mercer: Why?
- Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man.
- Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)
- No Tom, I would not like to see your weasel.
- Mercer:We get on like a...
((class stay silent))
Mercer:HOUSE ON FIRE!!
- "I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" (a futile attempt to appeal to his Lower VIth class.)
- "I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class
- "You are ACE class!"
- "Its registration, girls.." Said to three girls whilst running form the music departmenet to to do their registration, but as their form tutor not a student
(Chaz and Nicola from 8R go up to the music department, and see Mr Mercer ushering a supply teacher into one of the tiny practise rooms, and upon Mr Mercer surfacing:)
- Chaz:Do The Music Teachers Play 7 Minutes In Heaven in the practise rooms?
- Mr Mercer:No...whats 7 Minutes IN Heaven? Wait, it's you two, do I WANT to know?
Next day, in a Music Lesson
Nicola:Sir, do you know what 7 minutes in heaven is yet? Mr Mercer:Umm...is this an appropriate topic for this class?
