Revision as of 21:34, 17 March 2006

Humourous History

Mr Grehan is famed for his bad jokes, and used to be the undeniable "best dressed teacher in school", until Mr Haycocks cottoned on and got a waistcoat.

Quotes

"I hate free speech."

"Airplane is the greatest film ever"

(puts video on) "I'm not going to stop it this time." 2 seconds later video is stopped and Mr Grehan remarks "I've been there."

"Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted"

"Dipped his toe in the pool of reform"

"Can I have Parent's Evening appointments before 7:30, West Ham are on."

I'm not in the business of humour... I'm in the business of wit..." (yeah you THINK that Mr Grehan)

Bad Jokes

(Student is yawning) "Watch out a train might go in"

(Student who does chemistry) "I loved Chemistry I was in my element... Get it?"

(student wishing to do archaeology at Uni) "Archaeology... now there's a subject with hidden depths"

"Whilst I was in the Pizza Hut near the Red Square after seeing Lenin, I made a little tower with two slices of pizza, and said to everyone, "look, it's a Lenin Tower of Pizza""

Student: "Sorry I'm late we had to take my friend to A+E, well the Minor Injuries bit anyway..."

Mr Grehan: "Minor Injuries... I suppose lots of people with headlamps and breathing difficulties were there?"