Difference between revisions of "Mr Grehan"
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(Student is yawning) "Watch out a train might go in" | (Student is yawning) "Watch out a train might go in" | ||
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(Student who does chemistry) "I loved Chemistry I was in my element... Get it?" | (Student who does chemistry) "I loved Chemistry I was in my element... Get it?" | ||
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(student wishing to do archaeology at Uni) "Archaeology... now there's a subject with hidden depths" | (student wishing to do archaeology at Uni) "Archaeology... now there's a subject with hidden depths" | ||
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"Whilst I was in the Pizza Hut near the Red Square after seeing Lenin, I made a little tower with two slices of pizza, and said to everyone, "look, it's a Lenin Tower of Pizza"" | "Whilst I was in the Pizza Hut near the Red Square after seeing Lenin, I made a little tower with two slices of pizza, and said to everyone, "look, it's a Lenin Tower of Pizza"" | ||
Student: "Sorry I'm late we had to take my friend to A+E, well the Minor Injuries bit anyway..." | Student: "Sorry I'm late we had to take my friend to A+E, well the Minor Injuries bit anyway..." | ||
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Mr Grehan: "Minor Injuries... I suppose lots of people with headlamps and breathing difficulties were there?" | Mr Grehan: "Minor Injuries... I suppose lots of people with headlamps and breathing difficulties were there?" | ||
Revision as of 21:18, 17 March 2006
Humourous History
Mr Grehan is famed for his bad jokes, and used to be the undeniable "best dressed teacher in school", until Mr Haycocks cottoned on and got a waistcoat.
Quotes
"I hate free speech."
"Airplane is the greatest film ever"
(puts video on) "I'm not going to stop it this time." 2 seconds later video is stopped and Mr Grehan remarks "I've been there."
"Shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted"
"Dipped his toe in the pool of reform"
"Can I have Parent's Evening appointments before 7:30, West Ham are on."
I'm not in the business of humour... I'm in the business of wit..." (yeah you THINK that Mr Grehan)
Bad Jokes
(Student is yawning) "Watch out a train might go in"
(Student who does chemistry) "I loved Chemistry I was in my element... Get it?"
(student wishing to do archaeology at Uni) "Archaeology... now there's a subject with hidden depths"
"Whilst I was in the Pizza Hut near the Red Square after seeing Lenin, I made a little tower with two slices of pizza, and said to everyone, "look, it's a Lenin Tower of Pizza""
Student: "Sorry I'm late we had to take my friend to A+E, well the Minor Injuries bit anyway..."
Mr Grehan: "Minor Injuries... I suppose lots of people with headlamps and breathing difficulties were there?"
