Difference between revisions of "Mr Budd"

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== About ==

Mr Budd is apparently 26 and called Paul.. and despite only having been at the school since the beginning of the year has proved himself to be a top teacher and a potential legend. His " oh well" attitude is less than typical of most of the rest of the teachers at BRGS. He even manages to call most people by their nicknames.

Quotes

There are few Mr Budd quotes, just the way he is funnier than quotes ever could be... but stil here are a couple

• Good morning Mr rend, where's my high five!?

• Student: Sir, whats copulation?
• Budd: It's getting it on
• Student: (sarcasticly) whats getin it on?
• Budd: (sarcy look on face) sex. And DONT ask me what sex is!

• Student: Sir, come on, say something funny!! please!
• Budd: (blank look on face)
• Student: Come on ... just say "butter my arse and send me to Mexico! Come on it'll be mint!"
• Budd: ( blank, sarcastic look on face).......... {moves away}

• Student: Can I have a pen please sir?
• Budd: Give me your shoe!
• (Student gives him the shoe)
• Student 2: Why did you do that sir?
• Budd: so that i make sure that i get my pen back!

• Student: ewwwwwww whats this hair doing on my keyboard?
• Budd: its not pubes if thats what you'r thinking.
• Student: Is it yours Sir?
• Budd:(embarrassed look)
• Student: ewwwwwwwwwww you minger!!!

• Student: Sir i saw you in a car on saturday with a guy thats got a beard
• Budd: Thats right
• Student: You have a nice car sir. Was the guy in the car someone special?? Hmmm???
• Budd: Thats not my car anymore. I have given it to him because he wants a job and i'm lending it to him