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[[Category:teachers|Ainsworth, Mr]]
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=Background=
 
=Background=
  
Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS for two weeks, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting  collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:
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Mr Ainsworth, although new to the [[BRGS]] staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting  collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:
 
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*He has a wooden leg.
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*He owns a farm and has already ran over three animals (a chicken apparantely survived after being run over twice)
*He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean alot.
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* Makes erm... walls on his farm and has dropped stones on his hands, the reason for his lack of fingernails and countless plasters
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* Should offically be dead
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*He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
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*He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean a lot.
 
*He once blew up a House.
 
*He once blew up a House.
 
*He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
 
*He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
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*He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
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*He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
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*He has extremly bad dandruff"
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*He has dandruff and he's bald :S
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*His fingers always have plasters
  
 
=Quotes=
 
=Quotes=
 
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*'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'
'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'
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*'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'
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[[Category: Past Teachers |Ainsworth, Mr]]

Latest revision as of 00:58, 11 March 2011

Background

Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:

  • He owns a farm and has already ran over three animals (a chicken apparantely survived after being run over twice)
  • Makes erm... walls on his farm and has dropped stones on his hands, the reason for his lack of fingernails and countless plasters
  • Should offically be dead
  • He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
  • He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean a lot.
  • He once blew up a House.
  • He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
  • He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
  • He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
  • He has extremly bad dandruff"
  • He has dandruff and he's bald :S
  • His fingers always have plasters

Quotes

  • 'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'
  • 'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'