Zak Richardson
Zak Richardson is a small, bald, Year 9 student, who is also know to be a student librarian, and a regular annoyance to the Skippers. There have been numerous attempts on his head, but so far, usually have been foiled, and usually by teachers such as Mrs Gregson. He also sports a jeweled ear-ring, which he claims to have a laser in. Said laser has a "radius" of ten metres.
Tom Rhodes and Adam Petterson taught him their names the wrong way around at the start of the school year, and then confused him (without much effort)by repeatedly swapping names and he still hasn't figured out which is really which.
In year 7 he sported a rather dorky looking fringe,(see below picture) but now prefers to shave it all off, increasing his resembalance to an escaped convict.
Went out with Dawn Henry three times. The most recent relationship ended when he dumped her. He wouldn't give a reason but many are suspicious that he likes Laura-Beth Thompson.
Has no testicles which for a long time earned him the name no-balls but this was changed when he recently requested not to be called this. Now called no-testes
Quotes
- Don't kill me! I'm the last Troll! (note, "Troll" was said in a very southern accent, ie "throw" (minus the "h") folloed by "ull")
- Whatever floats your boat!! (he says this as much as possible. Most of the time it doesn't even make sense.)
- Your mum!! (see above note. if you cant find it, heres a clue, its invisible)
