Will Jessop

The Real William Jessop

William is known to "poke" Mitchell Terry, Chris Barratt and Oliver Doyle-Nicholls. Little does he know that every time he does this, they get p***ed off with will more and more. Will also used to give Mitchell Terry Swot knots, but whenever Mitchell attempted to give him one back, William Jessop would become enraged!

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Records

William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of". He once tried to shave it off, and cut himself.

The Growler

Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away

Moodle

Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN".

or the more popular version. "SAVE A VEGETARIAN - EAT WILL".

High school Quotes

"What the HELL!!!

"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)

"Shut up you di**... ...head!"

"Voomm"(with middle finger pulled out of pocket)

"Cough."(in speech)

"What was that for"

"Ya mum"

"ah ah Garlics Hot"

"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.)

"OOOOH... (when he sees something he wants, but knows he probably can't have)

"Ooooooh....bitchy"

"I didn't break the light"

Edit Name

His edit name is Anonymous. He only edits his own page.

The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken

Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop or rip or... (the list is endless) an incredible number of things. These include:

- Elliot Rhodes's tie

- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt

- Glass in door outside Room 89

- Tubes in room 61

- Light covering in Room 31

- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)

- Several bottles resulting in "Urine" round his chair

- Ceiling tile with football

- Ceiling tile in PE Changing Rooms with Netball (Kicked)

- Chris Barratt's eye (By kicking him)

- The spirits of all those who have met him

So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. (excluding a countless number of medical bills)

The Great Period 4 Bet

Chris Barratt once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. What a truly interesting story.

Form Captain

After a devious plan was hatched by Elliot Rhodes, everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students.

Will's Top 5

1. Becky Shutt

2. Gemma Wardle

3. Heidi Wardle

4. Becky Whitehead

5. Amber Newbigging-lister

The Oasis Incident

One day, Steven Halligan reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but Dominic Walton and Thomas Bainbridge kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...

Current Total Money Owed

This is the Current total (Yet fake) amount of money Will Owes for Various things:-

£1,000,666.42

Photo Editing

Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to The William Jessop Photo Gallery to see previous attempts and upload your own!

Resemblance to The Stig

Some say his urine glows in the dark. Others, actualy the majority of people, think he is gay. All we know is... he's called Will!

The 'Mr. Sexy Legs' Incident

After constant harrassment and repeated name-calling, during one PE lesson it was noted that Will had shaved the bottom half of his legs, but not the top part! Obviously Will knows something that we don't. Perhaps, in a few months time, all boys will be shaving half of their legs. In the mean time, it seems only necessary to constantly badger him with questions such as 'How?' and 'Why?'.