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== The Real William Jessop ==
 
 
William is known to "poke" Mitchell Terry, Chris Barratt and Oliver Doyle-Nicholls. Little does he know that every time he does this, they get p***ed off with will more and more.
 
Will also used to give Mitchell Terry Swot knots, but whenever Mitchell attempted to give him one back, William Jessop would become enraged!
 
 
[[Image:Will_Jessop.jpg|thumb|OOOOH...]].
 
 
 
==Records==
 
==Records==
  
William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). This information has been sent to Guinness World Records, however they claim that they will not be putting in the book, as it is "nothing to be proud of".
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William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days).
He once tried to shave it off, and cut himself.
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He also holds the record for making up a random dance on the spot for no apparent reson. If there is such a record.
 
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== The Growler ==
 
== The Growler ==
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Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away  
 
Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away  
  
== Mobile Number ==
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== Moodle ==
  
Will's mobile number is 07948336565
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Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN".
  
== Moodle ==
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or the more popular version. "SAVE A VEGETARIAN - EAT WILL".
 
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Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN". His logo is shown below, with a slight edit:
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[[Image:Will_Logo|thumb]]
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==High school Quotes==  
 
==High school Quotes==  
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"Shut up you di**...  ...head!"
 
"Shut up you di**...  ...head!"
 
"Voomm"(with middle finger pulled out of pocket)
 
 
"Cough."(in speech)
 
  
 
"What was that for"  
 
"What was that for"  
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"Ooooooh....bitchy"
 
"Ooooooh....bitchy"
  
== Edit Name ==
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"revelation"
  
His edit name is Anonymous. He only edits his own page.
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"uh huh"
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"voooooom!"
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"Balls always seem to hit me"
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"I can not afford a TV Licence"
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"I'm a magnet to balls."
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"Mushrooms."
  
 
==The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken==
 
==The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken==
  
Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop an incredible number of things. These include:
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Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop or rip or... (the list is endless) an incredible number of things. These include:
  
 
- [[Elliot Rhodes]]'s tie
 
- [[Elliot Rhodes]]'s tie
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- [[Chris Barratt]]'s eye (By kicking him)
 
- [[Chris Barratt]]'s eye (By kicking him)
  
So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone.
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- Mitch's ruler
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So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. (excluding a countless number of medical bills)
  
  
 
== The Great Period 4 Bet ==
 
== The Great Period 4 Bet ==
  
[[Chris Barratt]] once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds.
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[[Chris Barratt]] once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. What a truly interesting story.
  
 
==Form Captain==
 
==Form Captain==
  
After a devious plan was hatched by [[Elliot Rhodes]], everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students.
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After a devious plan was hatched by [[Elliot Rhodes]], everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. Since the start of year 10 will is no longer form captain after Mitchell Terry thrashed him and various other boys from their form,gaining 23 out of 31 votes. but really,shouldn't this just be on his page to make him sound cool?
 
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== Will's Top 5 ==
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1. Gemma Wardle
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2. Amber Newbiggin-Lister
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3. Becky Shutt
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4. Becky Whitehead
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5. Sam Law.
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No Heidi or Georgia, strange boy...
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== The Oasis Incident ==
 
== The Oasis Incident ==
  
 
One day, [[Steven Halligan]] reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but [[Dominic Walton]] and [[Thomas Bainbridge]] kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...
 
One day, [[Steven Halligan]] reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but [[Dominic Walton]] and [[Thomas Bainbridge]] kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...
 
  
 
== Current Total Money Owed ==
 
== Current Total Money Owed ==
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Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to [[The William Jessop Photo Gallery]] to see previous attempts and upload your own!
 
Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to [[The William Jessop Photo Gallery]] to see previous attempts and upload your own!
  
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==The Year 9 Camp Dancing Incident==
  
 
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For some reason whcich is still unknown to this day, Will inexplicably began dancing at the Year 9 Camp Disco. Normally a quiet boy, onlookers were astounded to see Will busting out the moves on the dance floor. It was described by many as a cross between a Irish jig and a puppet. When asked if he was going to try break-dancing, Will declined as he "did not want to look THAT daft". At times large crowds gathered around Will and at one point it descended into a mini mosh pit.
== Resemblance to The Stig ==
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More recently, Will again danced in Room 32 in front of many adoring fans and many, many, many people who were videoing it. As a result, a video of this occasion has appeared on YouTube, posted by a person who is simply called "DomWalton1". The identity of this person is still being investigated.
 
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Some say his urine glows in the dark.  All we know is... he's called Will!
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== Walk and Run ==
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Will is famous for having a gay walk and run. He slants his body and tilts his head to one side, while bobbing up and down. He runs like an Ostrich.
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[[Category:Legends]]
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[[Category:Student Legends|Jessop, Will]]
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Latest revision as of 16:36, 24 November 2010

Records

William currently holds the record in the school for being the youngest person to have a moustache (at 11 years and 316 days). He also holds the record for making up a random dance on the spot for no apparent reson. If there is such a record.

The Growler

Will's Strangest trait is the fact that he growls like a dog when he trys to steal something and you pull it away

Moodle

Will spends some of his time on Moodle, the newest School Work fad. His quote is "SAVE A COW-EAT A VEGETARIAN".

or the more popular version. "SAVE A VEGETARIAN - EAT WILL".

High school Quotes

"What the HELL!!!

"POKE"(while proding people annoyingly)

"Shut up you di**... ...head!"

"What was that for"

"Ya mum"

"Oh, you complete and utter..." (Usually followed by a word which he does not know the meaning of. There are many.)

"OOOOH... (when he sees something he wants, but knows he probably can't have)

"Ooooooh....bitchy"

"revelation"

"uh huh"

"voooooom!"

"Balls always seem to hit me"

"I can not afford a TV Licence"

"I'm a magnet to balls."

"Mushrooms."

The (Possibly Endless) List Of Things Will Has Broken

Through sheer unluckiness, Will has managed to break or pop or rip or... (the list is endless) an incredible number of things. These include:

- Elliot Rhodes's tie

- Oliver Doyle-Nicholls shirt

- Glass in door outside Room 89

- Tubes in room 61

- Light covering in Room 31

- Popped balloon against projector (at first touch)

- Several bottles resulting in "Urine" round his chair

- Ceiling tile with football

- Ceiling tile in PE Changing Rooms with Netball (Kicked)

- Chris Barratt's eye (By kicking him)

- Mitch's ruler


So far he has failed to pay for any of this, and currently owes exactly £655.72 for damages alone. (excluding a countless number of medical bills)


The Great Period 4 Bet

Chris Barratt once asked Will what 9S (their form) had Period 4. William replied "English" Chris said "Bet you a tenner it isn't". Will said "O.K.". They shook on it, and Chris pulled a timetable from his pocket, showing they did, in fact, have Biology. Will still owes the Ten Pounds. What a truly interesting story.

Form Captain

After a devious plan was hatched by Elliot Rhodes, everyone in the class voted for Will to be form captain. He wears the badge to school each day, obviously forgetting that it gives him no power or supremacy over other students. Since the start of year 10 will is no longer form captain after Mitchell Terry thrashed him and various other boys from their form,gaining 23 out of 31 votes. but really,shouldn't this just be on his page to make him sound cool?

The Oasis Incident

One day, Steven Halligan reported that he had a missing Oasis. Not long after, Will was seen opening and drinking one. He claimed that he had not stolen it, but Dominic Walton and Thomas Bainbridge kept asking him awkward questions, and Will eventually said that it was on the table next to Ste's bag. Yeah, right...

Current Total Money Owed

This is the Current total (Yet fake) amount of money Will Owes for Various things:-

£1,000,666.42

Photo Editing

Many people like to edit pictures of Will, so go to The William Jessop Photo Gallery to see previous attempts and upload your own!

The Year 9 Camp Dancing Incident

For some reason whcich is still unknown to this day, Will inexplicably began dancing at the Year 9 Camp Disco. Normally a quiet boy, onlookers were astounded to see Will busting out the moves on the dance floor. It was described by many as a cross between a Irish jig and a puppet. When asked if he was going to try break-dancing, Will declined as he "did not want to look THAT daft". At times large crowds gathered around Will and at one point it descended into a mini mosh pit. More recently, Will again danced in Room 32 in front of many adoring fans and many, many, many people who were videoing it. As a result, a video of this occasion has appeared on YouTube, posted by a person who is simply called "DomWalton1". The identity of this person is still being investigated.