Tyler Crane

Form: 08N

Gender: Male

Tyler is known to be aggressive and have a monobrow. He hates it when you call him Ben. He can be seen every school day playing with those in younger year groups. Tyler used to bring bouncy balls to school, but I'm sure that everyone who has learnt why bringing one isn't that great an idea (they always get stolen or lost). Unfortunately he replaced these with Bakugan, and then with a DS. Why? Do you ask? So he could play on Pokémon. Tyler loves to tell tall tales of his heroics, though they do sometimes have major flaws, such as saying that carring a hammer, a crowbar and a lader tall enough to reach a window on the 1st floor, in the dead of night, for miles, without anyone noticing, is possible. Still, they are entertaining to listen to, especially if they involve murder and drugs. His taste in music is fascinating, but it can be a source of annoyance when he realises that he is about 30 years behind eveyone else. Tyler used to have braces until he picked them off, and used to have holey trousers until his mum sowed them up.

Quotes

• "What's this?"
• "I'm not called Ben!"
• "Oi!"
• "What's that for?"
• "Come here."
• "Why?"