Simon Kroll

A well known student at BRGS famed throughout the school his first name has been lost in the depths of time but is rumoured to be also kroll indeed many students are of the belief that he has no first name or his first name is indeed kroll. Kroll was rumoured to be responsible for the presence, as of early 2006, of a series of stickers on school premises bearing the legend "KROLL". Kroll is also particularly notable for his incredible achievement in geography... though the department may not acknowledge it, Kroll is probably the finest and most comitted geographer ever to have studied at the school. Has a habit of getting drunk and embarassing himself.

He is commemerated twice in the lower common room. Once with 'Kroll is Gay' etched into a notice board, which was subsequently covered by the staff with a poster. This led to 'Kroll is Ultra Gay' being etched into another, which was again covered by a member of staff with a poster. Both posters have since been removed, the process continues daily.

Quotes

"WHO KROLLED ME?"

student "where are the sheep?"

Kroll "they're hiding"

"kroll would like a biscuit"

"Get OUT of my form room!!"

"Does she think kroll sent it?"

"GET A REAL JOB"

"Oh come on..."