Sam Purvis

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-- In a recent year ten biology lesson..

Mr King : "Today we are learning about the menstrual cycle"

Sam : "Sir are they like sweets?"

  • whole class looks confused*

Mr King: "erm.. oh I get you. No Sam, I said the menstrual cycle, not the minstrel cycle."


-- In a recent year 10 resistant materials lesson...

Mr Fitton : 'Why do you think these plastic cups a ridges in them?'

Sam : 'Is it to collect dirt in them and reinforce the cup?'

  • Fitton looks bewildered, so does everyone else

Mr Fitton : 'Anyone else?'


Constantly ripped by Mr Hoyle in Geography lessons 07-08