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-- In a recent year ten biology lesson..
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[[Mr King]] : "Today we are learning about the menstrual cycle"
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Sam : "Sir are they like sweets?"
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*whole class looks confused*
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[[Mr King]]: "erm.. oh I get you. No Sam, I said the menstrual cycle, not the minstrel cycle."
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-- In a recent year 10 resistant materials lesson...
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[[Mr Fitton]] : 'Why do you think these plastic cups a ridges in them?'
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Sam : 'Is it to collect dirt in them and reinforce the cup?'
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*Fitton looks bewildered, so does everyone else
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[[Mr Fitton]] : 'Anyone else?'
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Constantly ripped by Mr Hoyle in Geography lessons 07-08
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Revision as of 20:03, 6 February 2010

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