Sam Bowers

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A so called emo in the class. Has an amazing ability to scare everybody in a number of ways. Obsessed with turning people he doesn't like into fictional characters. Some of his latest creations are:

  • PC Plod
  • Big Ears
  • Aaron Reid (a new Proclaimer)


Can often be seen...

  • Shouting at films("GET IN THE CHUURCH!! GET IN THE CHUUUUURCH!!! OH MY GOD!! F YOU!!! Now you've got you're skin ripped off, you can't blame me.")

Watch Silent Hill for the full story.

  • (lyrics of Proclaimers: I'm gonna be (500 miles))


General Information

  • Has curly brown hair that pisses him off
  • Likes Rammstein, The Proclaimers and Metallica
  • Hates most idiots, apart from himself.
  • Once, whilst playing Super Smash Bors. Melee, paused it whilst holding the hammer. After returning from eating, picked up a (acoustic) guitar, and declared, "Hey thet's pretty good, I'm going to learn that" and, showing budding signs of ninja-ship, played it perfectly firs time. this led to "EPIC F*KEN WINNAR" [sic] being written on his strumming arm.