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| − | The fiction is that Ryan Gray is the most famous student currently at BRGS sixth form. He created his stardom from the year 1999 when he played the role of Neo in one of the most top rated films to date called THE MATRIX. At heart Ryan AKA Neo knows that he died in the film but the trilogy lives on, He currently tries to keep his fame by wearing Neo's jacket using it so that he doesn't get Neo's shirt wet underneath while trekking to school each day. Ryan also stars in other films such as Constantine, Thumbsucker and Something's Gotta Give!<br>
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| − | However, the reality is that Ryan Gray is possibly the most lifeless student you will ever come across; he is extremely rare and hard to find since there's absolutely nothing significant about him whatsoever. His interests are The Matrix, World Wrestling Entertainment and The Jeremy Kyle Show. Nothing else is known of his life outside BRGS, yet rumour has it he enjoys strolling around nearby parks wearing nothing but his 'Shawn Michaels tight lycra pants' (which he bought on eBay) and leather Neo trench coat (which he swapped for a Morpheus Calendar at a Matrix convention back in '02).<br>
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| − | The following is Ryan Gray's personal profile which he uses for Windows Live Messenger and no doubt countless other online services wherbey he can pretend to be someone he is clearly not. Pay particular attention to his supposed Humour.
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| − | Gender: Male<br>
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| − | Occupation: Uni Student - Yeah Its hard work<br>
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| − | Location: Brighton, England<br>
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| − | Personal<br>
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| − | Name: Ryan Gray<br>
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| − | Home address: Brighton United Kingdom<br>
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| − | Birthday: July 5, 1987<br>
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| − | Marital status: In a relationship<br>
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| − | Hometown: Rossendale, Lancashire<br>
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| − | Places lived: Brighton - for just over a year<br>
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| − | Humor: Raunchy<br>
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| − | Fashion: Designer<br>
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| − | Pets: No, but I want pets<br>
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| − | Music: Rock<br>
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| − | == ACTUAL Quotes ==
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| − | "Know your role....and shut your mouth!"<br>
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| − | "Yeah Triple H does have the strength but you have to admit that Kurt Angle has the dexterity."<br>
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| − | "I was up until about 4am attending a 'Matrrix Online' trial, I was supposed to be uploading evidence but one of the defendants plead guilty so the admin said I could just sit in the lobby and view source. That was one crazy weekend."<br>
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| − | "You naab"<br>
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| − | "You wouldn't have sex with men and lose your left foot for a hover car? I thought I knew you better"" <br>
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| − | Favorite quote: "Life Is Great, So Sieze The Moment".<br>
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| − | == PRETEND Quotes ==
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| − | Agent Smith: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice. <br>
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| − | Neo: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger
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| − | [He does.] <br>
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| − | Neo: ...and you give me my phone call.<br>
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