Phillip Durham

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Philip Mark Durham is a current upper sixth stalwart who often sports a unique style of dress. Influences include Mr Ventress, Mods, Flasher Blokes, "Trailor Trash", Harry Potter, General Punkness including shocking pink colours, General indieness, Varied Skateboarding styles and very old men. Also has been known to wear his mothers blouses and Ross C-C's mothers naughty underwear. Philip enjoys Press-Ups, naked wrestling with male counterparts, music, tea, Mosh pits, sausage bagels, Pete Doherty, Guiness (pint of), Wolfman and The Matrix.

Phil enjoys his music and has many musical influences. He is a skilled guitarist and songwriter and is the driving force behind the critically acclaimed band, "The Bollocks".

Phil's Musical influences

  • The Libertines and all affiliations
  • The Paddingtons
  • The Clash
  • NOFX
  • System of a Down

Nicknames

  • Phildo
  • Phil
  • Philipe
  • Harry Potter
  • Spazzy Potter
Slick

Wild Child

Phildo has a reputation amongst many of the old hands at BRGS as well as the majority of the influx of new sixth students for partaking in general tomfoolery.

Achievements

  • Philip was named in the nightmare team of the week in the sixth form interform football championship as his team stalled at the first group stage losing all two of their games and promptly being ejected from the tournament. It has been suggested team tactics played a major part in Phils poor performance as rumours suggest his duty was to man mark threatening opposing players. Defensive play has never been Phils strong point preferring to play "in the hole" as a flamboyant attacking midfielder prising gaps into the opponents defence. A gifted dribbler on the ball and with superb movement off it, a sparkling future career has been marred with horrible inconsistency with moments of brilliance shrouded by too many games where his impact was minimal. Lifestyle choices have unfortunately also led to a deterioration in his fitness levels. A sad case indeed.