Difference between revisions of "Patrick Barlow"
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| − | He used to be the smallest boy in the form, but what could possibly be called a growth spurt has made him about the fifth shortest boy in the form. No-one seems to have noticed this height change and people treat him as if he is the shortest in the school(which he never was). He is quite often joked about or made fun of because of his height. He usually responds to this with feeble insultes.(Half of these include swearing). He says he started swearing at the age of 2, which explains how more complex insults and forms of swearing have developed. When he gets jelous or annoyed at someone he tells them to go away or something about them that is almost always a lie. Such as this one he often says to William, "Go away, you've got less friends than me, and I haven't got any." The part about Patrick having no friends is true, but the rest is bogus. Firstly, it is impossible to have less than no friends and William has at least 3. Another of his traits is to go up to someone and throw or flick something in their eye when they are not expecting it(mostly elastic bands)from half a metre and run away. Then the victim picks up what ever it was and is about to throw it back at him from a metre away and Patrick says "That's way to close, I'll tell miss if you do that." He hits people's heads for no reason | + | He used to be the smallest boy in the form, but what could possibly be called a growth spurt has made him about the fifth shortest boy in the form. No-one seems to have noticed this height change and people treat him as if he is the shortest in the school(which he never was). He is quite often joked about or made fun of because of his height. He usually responds to this with feeble insultes.(Half of these include swearing). He says he started swearing at the age of 2, which explains how more complex insults and forms of swearing have developed. When he gets jelous or annoyed at someone he tells them to go away or something about them that is almost always a lie. Such as this one he often says to William, "Go away, you've got less friends than me, and I haven't got any." The part about Patrick having no friends is true, but the rest is bogus. Firstly, it is impossible to have less than no friends and William has at least 3. Another of his traits is to go up to someone and throw or flick something in their eye when they are not expecting it(mostly elastic bands)from half a metre and run away. Then the victim picks up what ever it was and is about to throw it back at him from a metre away and Patrick says "That's way to close, I'll tell miss if you do that." He hits people's heads for no reason. |
== '''Jokes about Patrick's height''' == | == '''Jokes about Patrick's height''' == | ||
Revision as of 17:16, 29 September 2010
Form: 9B
Gender: Male
Age: 13
He used to be the smallest boy in the form, but what could possibly be called a growth spurt has made him about the fifth shortest boy in the form. No-one seems to have noticed this height change and people treat him as if he is the shortest in the school(which he never was). He is quite often joked about or made fun of because of his height. He usually responds to this with feeble insultes.(Half of these include swearing). He says he started swearing at the age of 2, which explains how more complex insults and forms of swearing have developed. When he gets jelous or annoyed at someone he tells them to go away or something about them that is almost always a lie. Such as this one he often says to William, "Go away, you've got less friends than me, and I haven't got any." The part about Patrick having no friends is true, but the rest is bogus. Firstly, it is impossible to have less than no friends and William has at least 3. Another of his traits is to go up to someone and throw or flick something in their eye when they are not expecting it(mostly elastic bands)from half a metre and run away. Then the victim picks up what ever it was and is about to throw it back at him from a metre away and Patrick says "That's way to close, I'll tell miss if you do that." He hits people's heads for no reason.
Jokes about Patrick's height
- Jack Mc: (about to kick a football)"I'll try to hit someone's head." (he kicks the ball and it rolls along the floor) Other pupil: " That wasn't near anyone's head." Jack Mc: "I was aiming for Patrick"
- Patrick:"Say that again and I'll punch you in the face" Other pupil: "You won't even be able to reach."
- "Why does Patrick play badminton, he's too short,(badminton's for tall people) the rackets are taller than him."
Patrick's Obsessions
Patrick is obsessed with BB Guns. So far, on every school trip with shops, Patrick has bought at least one gun for each trip. He thinks he is really tough because he does cadets and has lots of toy guns. He told Ivan Rhodes to bring his BB gun in, Ivan was caught and suspended.
Patrick is obsessed with bikes. He must have a custom made one so it is small enough for him to climb on to. He says he rides his bike to school every day, just to show off. He has a bike magazine that he sometimes brings in. It has bike frames for £500 (what he calls a reasonable price, even though whole good mountain bikes can be bought for less than £200.
