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'''Nick Slawicz''' is supposedly the mastermind behind the whole of [[BRGS]]. With his immense knowledge of [[English Literature]], [[Psychology]] and [[Biology]], he is capable of transmuting any environment to his favour. [[Teachers]] flee in fear of their reputations and sanity on acquiring Nick as a [[student]]. Along with fellow degenerates [[Dominic Phillips]], [[Louis Pierce]] and [[Akif Hussein]], he has caused many Biology lessons to be vacated in pain as a result of the shared invention of [[The Games]]. In addition to this, Nick has also developed an exam result interpreting tool known as [[the Examulator]].
 
'''Nick Slawicz''' is supposedly the mastermind behind the whole of [[BRGS]]. With his immense knowledge of [[English Literature]], [[Psychology]] and [[Biology]], he is capable of transmuting any environment to his favour. [[Teachers]] flee in fear of their reputations and sanity on acquiring Nick as a [[student]]. Along with fellow degenerates [[Dominic Phillips]], [[Louis Pierce]] and [[Akif Hussein]], he has caused many Biology lessons to be vacated in pain as a result of the shared invention of [[The Games]]. In addition to this, Nick has also developed an exam result interpreting tool known as [[the Examulator]].
  
From October 2005 until July 2006, he was involved in a mostly successful relationship with the wonderful [[Katie Bishop]].
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He ended up at Warwick, doing an MA in a subject that he mostly doesn't mind all that much, and working as a freelance writer.
 
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=Blogging Away=
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Nick is a successful blogger, running his own addictive [http://cupboardofnick.blogspot.com "online cupboard"], known as [[the Cupboard of Nick]]. Managing to balance an array of interesting problems, such as [[Pentropy]] with the more lighthearted [[Fuego]]! game, Nick has managed to accumulate over '''8000''' page hits since 2005. In addition to this, he writes a monthly article to be featured on the student money section of the MSN website.
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=Google Monopoly=
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Nick appears to have the greatest number of search results about himself, on the first page when searching for his name than any other student.
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== Party Behaviour ==
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At one of [[Tanya Ashworth]]'s parties, he ended up walking home from Burnley to Bacup along with [[Dominic Phillips]], [[Matthew Rhodes]] and [[Jonathan Clarke]] at two o'clock in the morning, with nothing but a vodka bottle filled with orange juice, two apples, and a handful of tea bags.
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== False Credits ==
 
== False Credits ==
 
Despite the current rumours, Nick is no more responsible for the creation of the BRGS Wiki than anyone else (but that doesn't stop him taking any praise thrown his way).
 
Despite the current rumours, Nick is no more responsible for the creation of the BRGS Wiki than anyone else (but that doesn't stop him taking any praise thrown his way).
  
[[Category:Sixth Formers|Slawicz, Nick]]
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[[Category:Past Students|Slawicz, Nick]]

Latest revision as of 16:55, 24 November 2010

The Mastermind

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Nick Slawicz is supposedly the mastermind behind the whole of BRGS. With his immense knowledge of English Literature, Psychology and Biology, he is capable of transmuting any environment to his favour. Teachers flee in fear of their reputations and sanity on acquiring Nick as a student. Along with fellow degenerates Dominic Phillips, Louis Pierce and Akif Hussein, he has caused many Biology lessons to be vacated in pain as a result of the shared invention of The Games. In addition to this, Nick has also developed an exam result interpreting tool known as the Examulator.

He ended up at Warwick, doing an MA in a subject that he mostly doesn't mind all that much, and working as a freelance writer.

False Credits

Despite the current rumours, Nick is no more responsible for the creation of the BRGS Wiki than anyone else (but that doesn't stop him taking any praise thrown his way).