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| − | =Who?=
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| − | Mrs. Hollick was head of the art department at BRGS, and formed an inimitable double act with [[Mrs Mansfield]]. The self-contained nature of the art block and the use of the [[middle room]] as art department HQ can frequently be seen to distance Mrs Hollick from the rest of the school, but her presence can be felt throughout as a BRGS legend. Rumoured to wear a purple thong; supposed 'sightings' having occurred 5 years apart. Throughout the year of 2005/2006, she has often been seen fiddling around with a strange garment rumoured to be worn by the legendary 'manchild'- a 25cm tall manequinn, complete with a detachable bird's skull. Mrs Hollick is also the proud owner of a box of dead crabs. Plus, she has an uncanny resembelance to the Cat Lady who features in many Simpsons episodes. Unfortunately (fortunately for some) she has departed from B.R.G.S.
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| − | [[Image:Cat Lady.jpg|thumb|Mrs Hollick's Mother?]]
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| − | =Running joke since 1984=
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| − | Yes, if you rewrite her name as 'Al' K. Hollick, it is amusing. Tee hee hee. This has been discovered by nearly every Year 7 class since the mid-80s. Don't think you're special.
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| − | Also, when a certain Jamie Nuttall was on his work experience, the clever dick who was his boss for the 2 weeks saw Mrs Hollick's name on the forms and commented on it. He also thought he was very funny.
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| − | ==On the motherland==
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| − | *(Jack banging desks) "Stop it! It reminds me of my home country."
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| − | ==On substance abuse==
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| − | *Student: "Miss, do you have any gel medium?"
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| − | Mrs Hollick: "Gin medium? That's a bit of a waste!"
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| − | *(Student hitting banana with a wine bottle)
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| − | "Oooh, it's oozing!... Give it a wham!"
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| − | *Student-"what do you think i should add to my painting?"
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| − | Mrs.Hollick-"It needs some bleach!!""
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| − | ==On gaming==
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| − | *"The new Xena Nintendo game comes out on Monday!"
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| − | *"Does anybody know how to play Shrek 2 on Gameboy?"
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| − | *"Ive played on resident evil and it isnt scary!"
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| − | *Hollick to student arguing that the Nintendo Wii is better than the Xbox 360: "Well you can download old games online from it!"
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| − | Student: "But I don't really like old nintendo games..."
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| − | Hollick:"WHAT?! Your're not a real gamer! Your're just playing at it! I'm sorry Charles, you're just not a game connoseur"
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| − | *Hollick: "Have you tried the new HD games?"
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| − | Charlie: "Yeah, I liked it"
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| − | Hollick: "YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT?!"
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| − | Charlie: "I liked it. It was on a big 5 foot projector"
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| − | Hollick: "Oh that's nothing; anyone can do that. I've done it with my Gamecube. You just need a dark room with the curtains closed."
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| − | *Hollick: "You think thats funny tom? I'm an art teacher, trust me! And im a Wii player! AN AMAZING WII PLAYER!!"
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| − | ==General mischief==
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| − | *(Looks at student in a puzzled, distasteful fashion)
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| − | Student: "What's wrong?"
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| − | Mrs. Hollick: "Nothing. I'm just winding you up."
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| − | *"Luke, if I give you a brick, will you go outside and throw it at the builders?"
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| − | *"What's red and black and bangs on the window? A baby in a microwave!"
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| − | *(To student) "Life's a bitch!" (Rest of the class go silent and look shocked) "Well it is!"
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| − | *[[Mrs Bamford]]: "I didn't know you did art."
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| − | Mrs Hollick: "Well, he tries!"
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| − | Student: "That's my morale booster for the week..."
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| − | "It needs some colour! He's dead! It doesnt matter what colour he is!!"
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| − | *Student eating a banana in room 68 with no teacher. Mrs Hollick walks in, sees him eating, looks slighty bemused and says " don't let Mrs Bamford see you, she'll go bananas! HAHAHA" and walks off laughing.
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| − | ==On technology==
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| − | *"Well if you don't move into the modern age, you'll end up sat in a chair dribbling on yourself."
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| − | *To [[Mrs Mansfield]]: "It's your music, stuff the kids."
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| − | *"I can't see the need for all these fancy i-pods. In my day we had ''proper'' music players."
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| − | [[Category: Past Teachers|Hollick, Mrs]]
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| − | [[Category: Teacher Legends|Hollick, Mrs]]
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